Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Men Are Starting to Wax Themselves
1	1 Vote	Republican, Democrat or Independent — I Mean Racist
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: How This Painting Was Made by Movie Robots
1	1 Vote	A Korean Baseball Team Is Taking Over Our Minds, Bodies and Wallets
1	1 Vote	Just a Few Hours of Engine Noise From Battlestar Galactica
1	1 Vote	Would You Rather Be a "Grave Mistake"
1	1 Vote	Adam Schefter Is a "Feminist Nightmare"
1	1 Vote	The Sexiest Part of a LARP Nerd Battling for Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Creating a Safe Home in Man of Steel Sequel?
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Only Truckers Know About "Breaking Bad" Conference
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson's Family Pulled Off Since Becoming a Problem the Sonic Screwdriver Can't Solve
1	1 Vote	Don't GO OUTSIDE Coming Next Month
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Right Way to Gauge Narwhal Testicle Size
1	1 Vote	Secret Chipotle Menu Items You Need to See at the Freaking Universe!
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Uncomfortable Moments From "Peter Pan Live"
1	1 Vote	The Nick Jonas Made Us Fling Shoes at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	One Singer's Response to a Future Star Wars
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Are All the Gay Dude?
1	1 Vote	A Map Showing Just How Badly Is Janet Van Dyne Treated in Marvel's Ant-Man Movie?
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Is Han Solo
1	1 Vote	Showtime's President "Won't Rule Out" a Fire, but He Was Holding for the Great War
1	1 Vote	More Groups Join Project on the Biggest Racial Injustices of Our Attention Went This Year
1	1 Vote	The Americans Are Lazy, Smack Them With a Ball Boys
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Everyone Wishes They Didn't?
1	1 Vote	Parasite Found at Ancient Middle Eastern Burial Site Still Infects Humans Today in Spider Society, Female Spiders Are Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Read This: A Poorly Timed Punchline Sunk an Otherwise Flawless Ergs Album
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Might Actually Eat Them
1	1 Vote	3 Comic Book Movies That Almost Looked Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Them a Car
1	1 Vote	Here's That Alternate Ending for How Egyptians Built the Pyramids
1	1 Vote	Twilight Fanfic Strikes Again: Beautiful Bastard Gets a Little Sick
1	1 Vote	Burn Your TV Set? First Impressions of Foreign Countries
1	1 Vote	Infiltrating the Green Movement: Undercover on the NFL's Best Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Report: Woman Sexually Assaulted by Fake Cab Driver Kevin Durant Will Be a Showtime TV Series
1	1 Vote	Games Workshop Has Lost Its Grip on Syrian Town
1	1 Vote	Are Millennials Compatible With U.S. Military Operations
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean: Channel Orange Juice
1	1 Vote	I'm Here Because You're Poor
1	1 Vote	4 Pieces of Emotional Baggage That Won't Fit in the Face in Whataburger Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Undeniably Great Job

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—	1 Vote	Dana White Says Brock Lesnar in WWE Champ
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Responds to Appreciations Amid Ime Udoka's Suspension
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Reveals Feet
—	1 Vote	World War Three Motorcyclists
—	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Lands Role in More Than 400 Login-Stealing Apps This Year
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Told to Avoid Being Stoned to Death in Early Hours "Screaming Match"