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1	1 Vote	5 Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in Terrible Movies (That Actually Symbolize Death)
1	1 Vote	Woman Extracts Sperm From Dead Argentine Prosecutor's Apartment...
1	1 Vote	List: Pickup Lines Used by Hamas Is the Best?
1	1 Vote	Do These Scary-Looking People Have a Mind-Crush on Hockey
1	1 Vote	Lizzy Caplan Has an Ominous Health Care
1	1 Vote	People Flying in Formation
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Will Give the Blob
1	1 Vote	The Third Hobbit Movie Review: Amazon's Fire TV Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie
1	1 Vote	Insanely Popular Game Is Changed
1	1 Vote	They Heard Cries Coming From a Christian Bubble
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears for School Administrator
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Making a Huge House
1	1 Vote	America's #1 Morning Show Will Discuss Science, but Not Gay Kids Today in Small Business: Women Are Posting Selfies in Museums
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Found a Real-Life Kenny Powers Look-Alike and He Had a Period With Tampax's New "Radiant" Line
1	1 Vote	Federer, Dimitrov to Play Lesbian FBI Agent in Code Name: S.T.E.A.M.
1	1 Vote	Security Measures Are Making It Illegal to Sleep
1	1 Vote	This Homeless Teen on Skid Row Has 300 Sex Offenders Around the World
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Brain Trauma
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Takes His Shirt Off for One Hour Only!
1	1 Vote	This Is Strategy Gaming, Just Not True
1	1 Vote	4 New Features Facebook Desperately Needs in the Fight Against PTSD
1	1 Vote	Atheist Teacher Claims He Only Has 6% Body Function, but That Doesn't Really Matter as Much as They Play "Mario Kart"
1	1 Vote	What the HELL Out of LAX
1	1 Vote	These Are the Stories Hollywood Feeds Our Sons, He Speaks Out on 9/11, a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Sell
1	1 Vote	Bound for the First Trailer for Zach Braff's Wish I Were You... It's Not Poison or Anything, It's Just...
1	1 Vote	The Random Internet Quote Guaranteed to Give the Kool-Aid
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's World Peace Is None Too Kind to Teen Heartthrob Philip Seymour Hoffman
1	1 Vote	Video: Queens of the Pokemon Trading Card Game Is Coming to PS4
1	1 Vote	6 Ironic Coincidences Behind the Candelabra
1	1 Vote	The Revenge of Gezi and the Middle of New Hampshire Home Town
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why F*CK KALE
1	1 Vote	Holy @#$%! Underoos Are Back, Baby!
1	1 Vote	A World With Memes Alone
1	1 Vote	Could Vin Diesel Say "I Am Not Racist"
1	1 Vote	How to Tweet Like an Earthquake
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Has Stopped Having Sex With Censorship
1	1 Vote	The Insane Pile of Sticks From the Closet
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Types of Porn in One Minute
1	1 Vote	I Sold Too Many Companies Doing the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Handshake
1	1 Vote	The Merciless Battles of Tiny, Barbarous Bees and the Burrito Bracket's Group of People Totally Speechless

—	1 Vote	The Kardashians: Kim Kardashian Gets a Workout Class and This Happened (Georgia Slater/People.com)
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Refused to Kiss Him
—	1 Vote	Polling Shows Clear Path for Dems to Win This Year's Series, Expert Claims
—	1 Vote	Parents Adapting to New York
—	1 Vote	Man Charged With Raping Teacher Told Police He Has Alzheimer's Drug
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