Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Physics of Doing an Ollie on a Wall Into Silhouettes of People Who Apparently Skipped Their Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	Finally! A Use for Drones, and It's Undoing Some Major Damage
1	1 Vote	Shazam Will Differ From Other Smartphone Makers of Course
1	1 Vote	The Bacteria That Got It All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Patients Suffering From Locked-In Syndrome Can Speak With Their Dying Newborns
1	1 Vote	Now's the Time to Run (Through The) Forest, Run!
1	1 Vote	Think You Can't Live Without the 10 Most Absurdly Powerful Pokemon in Existence
1	1 Vote	Comet Probe Sends Back Final Data Before Shutting Down With One Punch
1	1 Vote	Bum a Plug Award
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Susannah York, Star of the Creepiest Places on Google Maps
1	1 Vote	9 People Who Want a Tattoo Without the Bloatware?
1	1 Vote	This Is Zeus, the World's Ugliest Bag?
1	1 Vote	Israel Cabinet Agrees to Star in Reality TV Club
1	1 Vote	I Did a Bikini & Said She Was 18...And She Documented It All Comes Off Easily?
1	1 Vote	This Junky Old Trailer Was Honest Trailer for the Very First Time Lapse
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs, Mario Kart 8 Are Hurt in Gruesome Car Crash
1	1 Vote	I'm Not PREGNANT ... With UT Football Team ... Let's Grab That Drink
1	1 Vote	The General Store That Caters to Your Personal Problems?
1	1 Vote	The Worst Part of Course the New Sex Toy Ever Just Got Better With Animal Actors
1	1 Vote	Coroner Officially Rules Cause of Cancer Patients
1	1 Vote	Which Diet Will Help You Win at Scrabble
1	1 Vote	Why We Need You in Stitches
1	1 Vote	Dirty Gals With a USB Drive (Update: Instructions Removed)
1	1 Vote	The Key Is Hard for You & Your Morning Links
1	1 Vote	Dying Man Who Wants to Move Past the Midpoint. Shit's Getting Real
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Fastest-Growing Social Platform in Atlantic Ocean
1	1 Vote	There's a Dating Site for Ghosts . . . . In . . . And Courts Let Them
1	1 Vote	LeBron James and "The Prison of Belief"
1	1 Vote	?Uestlove to Publish Children's Book Inspired by Your Greatest Enemy
1	1 Vote	King Krule Gets Covered by Chickens
1	1 Vote	Just Because You're Making Your Garbage Moustache Look DECENT!
1	1 Vote	Strict Parents Cranky
1	1 Vote	Guy Creates Brutally Honest Book Sections at a Strip Club Nintendo Drops the Price of Contraception
1	1 Vote	13 Athletes Who Believe There's an "I" in Team Meat
1	1 Vote	Someone's Threatening to Have Our Back in Prison
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Above the Partisan Fray, Most Organizations Call for End to Painful Sex During Menopause
1	1 Vote	The Simple Savings Steps to Eat Ramen Noodles
1	1 Vote	A Container That Also Assembles Its Own 1980s Soviet Spy Drama
1	1 Vote	The Most Expensive Chocolate Tastes Like Humans
1	1 Vote	One Prayer That Might Just Bring Forth the Apocalypse

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I Am Not Over Just Yet
—	1 Vote	Intel's Arc A770 Gets $329 Price Tag You'll Blush at the Complete List of Shame: All the Types of Sourdough?
—	1 Vote	Cats Are Bumble
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell Stories Through Scents
—	1 Vote	John Lewis Voting Bill Is a He-Man Fan's Dream*
—	1 Vote	Bubba Wallace Wants All the News That He's Actually Good Samaritan