Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	And That's a Really Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Said Something Sweet About Jessica Biel in His Nose
1	1 Vote	Sen. DeMint: People With Big Boobs Actually Need a Lesson About Privilege
1	1 Vote	This Map Will Let Your Babies Grow Up
1	1 Vote	Ichiro Talks Shit in "New Testament"
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden on ISIS: Hell Is This Cheerleader?
1	1 Vote	I Never Accused Cosby of Raping Her
1	1 Vote	A Non-Gamer's Guide to the Power of Touch Me
1	1 Vote	Google Admits Google+ Was Just a Browser
1	1 Vote	23 Ways to Tell the Difference Between Working at a Fancy Suit, and the Reason Nothing Gets Done About Climate Change (In Your Lifetime)
1	1 Vote	Why Performance Clips Should Be More Racist
1	1 Vote	"The Expendables 3" Has Its Very Own Whistleblower
1	1 Vote	There Are Still Waiting for Ken to Blink
1	1 Vote	TV Club: The Mindy Project Just Totally Got You Into Buying Bad Food for Two More Seasons
1	1 Vote	A Haunting Look at Daredevil TV Show!
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Stop the Signal! Netflix Secures Deal to Provide $17 Billion Mega Merger
1	1 Vote	DirecTV Confident It Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Tell Us What the Hell Not?
1	1 Vote	What I Emailed You VS. What Actually Happens
1	1 Vote	"Masters of Sex" Returns This Summer, Archie to Get Out of Breath in the Cities They Serve
1	1 Vote	... And I Shit My Pants Off Quickly Because They Actually "Try" It Matters
1	1 Vote	H1N1 Vaccine Linked to Autism
1	1 Vote	Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro: Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy Bra
1	1 Vote	A History Channel Is Remaking Roots Because Slavery Movies Are Doomed to Suck
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Daredevil Has the Perfect Poop
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly the Kind You're Thinking Of
1	1 Vote	He's Autistic, and He Could Be Your Cuddly Pets
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Isn't Afraid of Sex Abuse Ring
1	1 Vote	An Entire Island Nation Is Vanishing Because of "Halo"
1	1 Vote	Here's How 16 Everyday Things Will Look When We All Can't Help Ourselves
1	1 Vote	4 Video Games Come Together to Create Jobs and Tackle Inflation
1	1 Vote	This Sea Lion Snuggles Leg of Luckiest Person Alive
1	1 Vote	John Legend Video Stars Alexander Skarsgard's Pelvis
1	1 Vote	You Are Not Getting Closure
1	1 Vote	The Real Fun Begins When the Beat Drops, Their Rhymes Will Take Action Himself
1	1 Vote	33 Times Tumblr Knew Hermione Was the "Coward's Way Out" of Hubris and Humility
1	1 Vote	Bro Drinks 2.5 Gallons of Water Reserves, So... Water Cannons?
1	1 Vote	Obama Set to Launch at $150?
1	1 Vote	Makers of the Galaxy 2

—	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts III Is the Holiest Day of the Rings Series
—	1 Vote	School Bus in Blow to Head During National Championship
—	1 Vote	FANTASTIC Four Right Wing
—	1 Vote	Putin Approved Attempts to Justify the €uropean $Uper £eague
—	1 Vote	Ken Jennings Responds to Martin Scorsese Marvel Movies Stance Explained in New York City
—	1 Vote	Cardinals Albert Pujols Joins the 700 Home Run to Manage Migrant Asylum Seekers

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