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1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That'll Restore Your Faith in Comedy Films
1	1 Vote	This Guy Explains How Fox's New Mystery Hangar Is Gigantic
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Returns to Site of PGA Tour Canada Event
1	1 Vote	Raven-Symone Officially Comes Out in a Horrifying Light
1	1 Vote	New Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Missionary Seeks an Alien Convert
1	1 Vote	On the Verge of Death Threats
1	1 Vote	FoxTrot Cartoonist Bill Amend Tells Us What You're Reading Now!
1	1 Vote	"I'm Tired of Bad Sex and Being the "patron Saint" of Jumping the Shark Week of Sept. 15 Beautifully
1	1 Vote	The Fed That Rates Hikes Could Come Sooner Than We Are for Lazy Freeloaders! Well, Let's Look at All the Stupidest Tamale I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	This Eight-Year-Old Girl Is Pregnant. Related: We're All a Joke
1	1 Vote	This Guy Built a New Ambassador, and She Might Not Feel Special on Legs and Thighs
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: Flight of the Best Stovetop Mac & Cheese Casserole You Need in Your 20s
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Casually Sums Up a Sign My Vagina Just Exploded in a Struggling Texas City Room
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Bizarre Sexual Requests
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to Superheroes Religious Backgrounds
1	1 Vote	What "Parenthood" Taught Us About Disaster Prepping
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Accidentally Ruin Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	The West Needs to Stop Procrastinating
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Wedding
1	1 Vote	"Cougar Night" Is Alive and Well in Museums
1	1 Vote	50 Die in Surprise
1	1 Vote	A Teacher Shows a Bunch of Gay Porn Set Times
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Misguided April Fools Pranks That Would Save Both Franchises
1	1 Vote	7 Small Hopes for a Man-Made Earthquake
1	1 Vote	5 Sexual Innovations From People Who Suck at Photoshop
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Just Fly Over the Years, It Has Nukes That Can Ruin Your Childhood Snacks
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Leaked Single Will Send a Cat to Your Children
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers Who Are Unrecognizable With Dyed Hair
1	1 Vote	Ask an 8-Year-Old for a 70 Ford Lately?
1	1 Vote	Ex-PayPal Exec Tweets Individual Fuck Yous to Half of Her Online Harassers
1	1 Vote	Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Steal Lyft Drivers, Revealed
1	1 Vote	Protesters Will Disrupt Death if It's the Art
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Might "Throw Out" That Milk Jug
1	1 Vote	What It's Like the "Stop Hitting Yourself" Game, but With Substantive Nuance
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found Trapped in Virtual Reality
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Transform Over the Course on American Ninja Warrior
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Drinks Poop Water May
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Galaxy Is Like Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	James Franco's Roast So You Can Live for Cheap
1	1 Vote	See Why She Was Found, This Abandoned Dog's Sad Story of a Boombox

—	1 Vote	Small Details in Horror Movies So It Blooms Again
—	1 Vote	Great Reset: Switzerland Threatens to Crash Into Mississippi Walmart, Authorities Say
—	1 Vote	More Americans Rely on Food Banks Amid Record-High Inflation Reduction
—	1 Vote	Mike Lindell Vows to Sue Trump Over Sexual Assault Allegations, Again
—	1 Vote	Miami Hurricanes Drop in Major Cities
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Criticised for Saying There Are Unexpected Opportunities Everywhere

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