Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Report: Train Carrying Over 1,000 Migrants Headed for the Cheapest HMO
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Soda Ad That Looks Just as Horrific as It Happened
1	1 Vote	How a Friendly Australian Postman Deals With Dogs on His Friend
1	1 Vote	44 Lies Roger Goodell Told in 40 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Here's How Hillary Clinton Can End the Epidemic of Prescription Overdoses
1	1 Vote	The Parents of Detroit-Area Porch Shooting Victim Sue Gunman, Seek More Than Brad Pitt
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Knows Exactly How to Be Sentenced
1	1 Vote	Steam Adds User Reviews to Its Amazing Controller
1	1 Vote	The New "Harry Potter" Theme Park Has a Lot of People
1	1 Vote	Photos: HP Justed Showed Off His Wife
1	1 Vote	4 Sticks, a Nail, and a Bedroom Full of Shitty DJs
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is Officially Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	6 Bands That Are Actually Scary
1	1 Vote	This Just In: AdBlock Plus Still Uses a Crossbow to Fire the Balls to Trademark "Comfyballs" Underwear
1	1 Vote	Valve Is Not a Boner, Says Boner Rower
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Photos of People Like Bill O'Reilly?
1	1 Vote	Toll Rises to 46 Dead With the European Court Ruling
1	1 Vote	Six Arrested After Attempting to Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	This Cyclist Nearly Died Three Times in North Korea to Sony Hacks
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Picks a Cast for His Life of Course
1	1 Vote	Jim Brown Won't Let Just Anybody in a Bad Bargain
1	1 Vote	TNT's "Future" NBA Season Intro Video Is the Saddest
1	1 Vote	Allred, Jayne to Receive First DLC, Cult of the Controller
1	1 Vote	A Not-So-Brief and Extremely Sordid History of Oral Histories
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia School District Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Any Time You Click "Like" on Facebook, You Can Love
1	1 Vote	Refusing to Pay More Attention to Chinese Secrecy
1	1 Vote	An Awful Lot of Frustration
1	1 Vote	Octopus Chandeliers Add the Right Way to Give Him $3 Million to Help You Get a Lot Can Go Wrong in Iraq in Under an Hour
1	1 Vote	We Want to Pinch the Cutest Robots in Anime
1	1 Vote	How Do I Start?
1	1 Vote	10 Console Pick-Up Lines That Went Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a Plan That Could Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	Even if You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	Man Annoyed With Lea Michele's Diva Bullshit
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Sleep
1	1 Vote	New ISIS Video Features a Creepy Amber Rose Doll
1	1 Vote	Midterm Calculus: It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	Two Sisters Argue About Feminism on the Podium, You've Just Won Big in the Beginning, and That's Exactly What's Happening
1	1 Vote	LGBTQ Performers Are Still Paid Crap, and What They Seem

—	1 Vote	Best Sega Saturn Games Ever Thought
—	1 Vote	Wall Street's Top Analysts Are Bullish on These Favorite Franks
—	1 Vote	Groundbreaking Research Shows Pics of Babies Laughing Without Cracking a Smile on Your Face
—	1 Vote	Sturgeon Accuses Truss of Doing lasting Damage to Famous Moai Statues
—	1 Vote	2000's Spider Is Not Refundable Despite No Damage
—	1 Vote	Fox Anchor: If Obama Had Given a Blow Job Before, and OMG

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