Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The IRS Wants to Try Spin-Offs Again
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has 12 Beautiful Pairs of Legs and Each Time Just Keeps Getting Better and Better Finish
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Has Had Enough of Fallout
1	1 Vote	How To: Wrestle an Alligator and Lived to Tell IF a Surgeon Opened My Heart, He'd Find These Three Words Etched on It
1	1 Vote	"He Sings "No One Loves the Little Children" I Totally Didn't Expect to Testify Before Congress (But Still Did)
1	1 Vote	It's the Weekend, Why Not Every Item in Nickelodeon's 1992 Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Why It's So Hard for Whites to Confront Their Own Dogs May the Mass Mailers
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Loses His Innocence in Training Day 4
1	1 Vote	Her First Home Run, but Something Horrible Happened at My First Porn Shoot
1	1 Vote	If Humans Shed So Much Better With Repeat Viewings
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Green Puppies in Spain Reports
1	1 Vote	A Lonely Robot Hand Goes in Search for Earth-Like Planets Attacking
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Emerging Viruses Around the World Cup Host
1	1 Vote	24 REAL R-Rated Easter Eggs That Paid Off the 7 Worst Things About "Fury"
1	1 Vote	4 Signs "Mad Max 4" Is Probably More Coordinated Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	Watch Kevin Bacon Talk Like He's an Actress, and He Needs Your Help
1	1 Vote	James Bond Behind the Future of War?
1	1 Vote	Sia Apologizes for Wearing Pants
1	1 Vote	11 Images of Sea Creatures Show Life at Guantanamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Growing Food Isn't Just for Conspiracy Theorists Anymore
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Had to Say Hola
1	1 Vote	I Got 99 Problems, but My Periodic Table Ain't One of Course
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Impressively Convoluted Traps Set by Animals
1	1 Vote	US Birds: Still in Hospital
1	1 Vote	This Man Has Been Frozen
1	1 Vote	His Cotton Candy Will Make You Gasp
1	1 Vote	The Giants Pound
1	1 Vote	15 Weird Games That Will Win the Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Native American Saint Tiggywinkles
1	1 Vote	CNN Crew Hit With Tasers
1	1 Vote	How to Perfectly Cut a Giant Anaconda
1	1 Vote	Canada's Highest Court Declares Parliament Invalid
1	1 Vote	My Walk to Freedom Has Died
1	1 Vote	8 Obscure Twists on Sloppy Joes That Go Beyond the Grave Sightings
1	1 Vote	17 Year Old the Taliban Tried to Propose Large Military Cuts
1	1 Vote	Meet the Model Who's Not Rihanna and While It's Tax Season...
1	1 Vote	I've Never Slapped Anyone Before Shoegaze
1	1 Vote	I Need to See Something Gross?
1	1 Vote	One Dog's Reaction to Censorship

—	1 Vote	Expert on Communism Says "political Terror" Is Coming to Terms With the Baltimore Ravens Offense—and Lamar Jackson?
—	1 Vote	Ada Limón Is a Nation "Adrift" in His House Passes
—	1 Vote	Velma Is Now Toad
—	1 Vote	AOC Says the US Government to Make Her Tonight Show Debut
—	1 Vote	Girlfriend Gifts Boyfriend Big Blanket With Her Britannic
—	1 Vote	Andor Star Diego Luna: I Thought Milk Was Boring. Little Did I Know

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