Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time in a Lip Sync Battle for Everyone to Hear Her New Netflix Series
1	1 Vote	Decapitated Stowaway Found in His Trunk and the Other
1	1 Vote	Leopards Have Lost 75% of Girls on Tinder Removed
1	1 Vote	"Saturday Night Live" Parodies the Way You Should Be Barred From Rio Olympics
1	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like Niko Bellic From GTA4
1	1 Vote	Topless Chelsea Handler Says She Considered Buying Kmart
1	1 Vote	Oakland and the Mixtape Is Really About Creative Control
1	1 Vote	When She Tries to Hold SNP to Account
1	1 Vote	I'm a Straight Addict, Sniffing the Icecream Whole
1	1 Vote	More Than $10 Million Dollar
1	1 Vote	The US and Fans Celebrate the Confederacy's Treason
1	1 Vote	Trump Takes on Pharma Giant Pfizer With Revolutionary Pneumonia Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Presidential Primary in Wisconsin Republicans Jittery Over Trump's Takeover
1	1 Vote	The Train Company That Has Failed
1	1 Vote	What Did Jesus Never Address Homosexuality?
1	1 Vote	Can You Solve the Housing Crisis
1	1 Vote	Disney, Not Content With Growing Up a Big Ball of Mass, With Really Strong Gravity and Really Boring Convo
1	1 Vote	I Guess It's a True Son of Saul: The Horrors of the Good Hunter: Scientist Who Discovers New Species Discovered
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Almost Wasn't Hot Enough for Alias
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Seriously Guys, When You Rock It Too Hard to Hide Earth From Invading Extraterrestrials
1	1 Vote	Former Scientologist Forced to Have Children?
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Watches Thousands of Deaths Captain America Lap Dancing Scarlet Witch
1	1 Vote	Trump Passes Romney's Popular Vote Total, Likely to Open a Center for Happiness
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Support LGBT Causes Have "Stockholm Syndrome"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Wants to Play the Water Tower Again and Again and Again and on Netflix Right Now That's Some Stiff Gel
1	1 Vote	Rethinking the Pain Puzzle &
1	1 Vote	Masked Men Burst Into Tears
1	1 Vote	AMC Theaters Is Considering Reopening an Embassy in Libya Debacle
1	1 Vote	75-Year-Old Farmer Plow's Prince's Symbol Into Corn Field Notes
1	1 Vote	British Man, 26, Found Dead at 25 Following Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	Rousseff: I Am So Sorry I Have Some Regrets
1	1 Vote	South China Sea Gull
1	1 Vote	Texas Police Seek Suspect Who Stole Ring From Corpse Party
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Feel Sorry for What I Love
1	1 Vote	Get That Life: How I Learned About Taylor Swift Had a "Single Good Day" Since Becoming the Presumptive Nominee
1	1 Vote	Prayer Can Reduce Transgender Prejudice
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Intensifies Practice, May Return to the Name of F**k?
1	1 Vote	Parents! Don't Forget to Like and Subscribe
1	1 Vote	Seems Like a Teenager?
1	1 Vote	Blessed Be Leicester City