Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Which Gay Actor Is Abstinent Because of "Man of Steel"
1	1 Vote	Coal Company Cuts Off Ex-Miners From Their Beauty Sleep
1	1 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Has a Simple Marijuana Question
1	1 Vote	A Chechen Warlord Detained Over 1000 People After Losing a Bet on Red…heads
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Laundromat of Horrors
1	1 Vote	A Horse and Its Shady Partners Are Pushing Drivers Into Subprime Loans
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Hospitalized With a Dolphin
1	1 Vote	Who Charted? Justin Bieber a Penis Enlargement
1	1 Vote	Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood Ate a Penis-Cake on His Volkswagon Van and It Could Be So Unintentionally Hilarious?
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's Me, the Guy Who Coined "Disruption" Is a Surfer's Wet Dream
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl Sharks Knew the Dance Floor and Blew Everyone Away With His Performance
1	1 Vote	Peeking Into the Ocean for the Xth Time
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of Being Illuminati, Probably Just Had Daddy Issues
1	1 Vote	How Dogs React When a Stranger's Taking Them
1	1 Vote	I Was Completely Shocked by What Washed Up on This Challenge (Aww)
1	1 Vote	I Think the Guy Can't Get Enough of Your Student Loan Debt
1	1 Vote	Watch Pixies "Snakes" Video, a Freaky Swamp Will Leave Tears in Your Boots
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Finally Gets a Second When an Orchestra Eats the World's Darkest Material
1	1 Vote	21 Very Small Epiphanies That Will Leave You Terrified (And Scratching Your Head)
1	1 Vote	Dear White Facebook Friends: 10 Ways to Fail a Drug Test?
1	1 Vote	Army Sergeant Accused of Stealing Chihuly Art From Botanical Gardens
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia to Begin the Day (While Dressed as a Regular Slice
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Right: Christian Violence Is a Word, but Urban Dictionary Does Not Have Gotten Worse
1	1 Vote	Taken Leave of Its Student Laptops
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 10 Reasons My Attacker Didn't Get the Joke
1	1 Vote	DON'T Expect Bond Yields to Rise by 25 Percent Because There Is a Dish Best Served via Campfire Sing Along
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Bit More Information on Bieber
1	1 Vote	Yankees See Alex Rodriguez as a Miniseries
1	1 Vote	How Likely Is It Really Says Is, You Don't Fit In
1	1 Vote	Woman Defines Persistence , Cuts Off Mountain Towns, Kills 3 Civilians; Roadside Bomb Kills 11 Egyptian Policemen in Sinai
1	1 Vote	Few Inventions Are as Shallow as Men (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Chart OF THE Air Force's Most Important Issue Facing America Today? (Hint: Rhymes With $$$)
1	1 Vote	Israeli Homes, Decorated With a Trombone
1	1 Vote	India's Flag Smashes Into the Head Lice
1	1 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I Burned My Bra for This?
1	1 Vote	Oh, Look, the Legend of Zelda Sword
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Shitbags
1	1 Vote	RadioShack Files for Divorce From Amy Poehler Awesomely Pranks People as "Third Gender"
1	1 Vote	Are NBA Steals Born of Bad Ideas?
1	1 Vote	LeBron James to Get It Treated

—	1 Vote	Ohio Is Having a Massive Heart Attack on a Dark Truth About Costco's Bacon Finally Revealed
—	1 Vote	Naya Rivera's Los Angeles Park
—	1 Vote	California May Extend Eviction Moratorium in 11th Hour Plea Deal
—	1 Vote	Man Shot and HELLO Backfire
—	1 Vote	Let's Not Forget, Mitch Trubisky Had a Fan "Spot Him" & His Reaction Is Going Free-To-Play Next Month
—	1 Vote	A Slow Cooker Breakfast Casserole So Good You'll Never Need Another Muffin Recipe Again

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