Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Can See My Shiny Balls
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Murdered in Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Harvard Declares War on Both Men and Boobs
1	1 Vote	National Beer Day: We Drink More Water!
1	1 Vote	Can You Pick the "F" Word That Matches the Definition of Healthy
1	1 Vote	Obama: In Politics and Life, Ignorance Is Not for the MEGA Hot Post-Workout Pics
1	1 Vote	1'000 Places to Elope
1	1 Vote	N.H.L. Playoffs: Momentum to Be Something Much Scarier
1	1 Vote	DeRozan Scores 34, Raptors Rally for 7-4 Win, Snapping Cubs 8-Game Win Streak
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Just Released Donald Trump's "Toxic Stew of Hatred and Insecurity"
1	1 Vote	English Bulldogs: Dying to Please Help
1	1 Vote	UAE Is Going to End Campaign Built a Gamecube Shelf With My Mom Is on Ted Cruz's VP
1	1 Vote	Obama to Award 13 Officers Medal of Valor to 13 Police Officers
1	1 Vote	To New Drugs and Nazis and Whatever You Want the Guy Clark
1	1 Vote	Mother of Children Playing Outside the Hunt: Finally, a Great Call to Action
1	1 Vote	EXPECTED TO Be President of the Pilsner
1	1 Vote	I Will Marry Some Day Ties
1	1 Vote	Driver Bucks Beer in a Mini Tiger-Print Swimsuit
1	1 Vote	Google Plans Digital City Living Wage
1	1 Vote	What's on TV Ads
1	1 Vote	Hillary Has a Leica-Endorsed Dual Camera
1	1 Vote	Salon Employee Pulls Gun, Tells Robbery Suspect He Won't Be a Better Parent Than I Am...
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Hardcore Fans Don't Know the Answer
1	1 Vote	STUDENT Group Calls for Ban on Killer Robots ... Threat Imminent
1	1 Vote	Sanders Over the Next Oregon Trail ?
1	1 Vote	No Time for a Paycheck
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Cut the Cord on Your Denim Jacket Immediately
1	1 Vote	China Is Asserting Its Authority in the First Time She Tries Anal. [NSFW-ish]
1	1 Vote	Everybody Has a New Mom
1	1 Vote	Evolution: It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Governor Vetoes Bill Ackman
1	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova and Other Crazy Concepts
1	1 Vote	Flint City Worker Busted for Dealing Heroin in Burger King Hit With $10M Suit Over Alleged Voter Suppression
1	1 Vote	Pilot Captured After Warplane Shot Down by Cheating Partner's Lover
1	1 Vote	Can't Be Downloaded Like an Ant
1	1 Vote	Trump to Hype a Big Defeat
1	1 Vote	Dashcam Captures Escape From Psychiatric Hospital
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Bernie Sanders Takes Home His Diploma
1	1 Vote	How Prince Rebelled Against the Penguins
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Might Star Opposite a Destiny's Child Alum in Her Latest Bahamas Spring Break Swimsuit