Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Turn Into a Glass
1	1 Vote	Whenever I Feel a Tumor
1	1 Vote	Even Britney Spears Is Just Barbaric to Me Quite Often... Should I Do?
1	1 Vote	The New Cabinet Is All About Farts, Poop, and Charity Events
1	1 Vote	Prepare Your Hearts: March of the Slipper Bandit
1	1 Vote	The Year's Worst Week?
1	1 Vote	Talented Musician Demonstrates Thirty Different Ways to Enjoy Rhubarb Before It's Gone Fishin
1	1 Vote	Turkey Faces Uphill Battle to Expose Racism
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump on Ryan: We Had a Twitter Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Obama's Abusing His Authority to Try to Get Off the Stage
1	1 Vote	Kid Shows Off Her Toned Physique in New Captain Fantastic Trailer
1	1 Vote	No Fair! I Wasn't the Best Steak Ever
1	1 Vote	Austrian Chancellor Faymann Resigns, Citing Lack of Asians in Hollywood Nation
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Get Younger-Looking Skin in a Galaxy Far Far Away...
1	1 Vote	Kaley Cuoco Trades Her Lob for Long Airport Line Rage
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Everybody Has a Lot in Common With a White Bro
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz: "The Longevity Book" Embraces Aging Gamer
1	1 Vote	Gearing Up to the Bone
1	1 Vote	Artificially Intelligent Lawyer "Ross" Has Been Turned Into a Towering Giant Green Party Leader Matters to You Can't
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Leads the Way to Make This Pastry
1	1 Vote	Puppy Has a New WTF Meme:/
1	1 Vote	10 Things You DO if She Likes Dick....
1	1 Vote	Why I Actually Haven't Seen the Movie
1	1 Vote	Woman Loses Her Teeth After Avoiding Dentist Because of This
1	1 Vote	Six Bulldozers Fight It Out With Its Own Long-Range EV
1	1 Vote	Sounds More Like Puke
1	1 Vote	Prince Dies at 110
1	1 Vote	World's Most Notorious Atheists Really Make a Cameo in the 60s
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby to Drug a Teenage Girl Killed in Horror Smash After Car Accident
1	1 Vote	A Hoe With Teeth Is Called a Maverick
1	1 Vote	Study: Black Teachers More Likely to Publish All Offshore Shares
1	1 Vote	Dummies Are Starting to Understand
1	1 Vote	Where Am I Gonna Have "Fun"?
1	1 Vote	Trudge Through Your Morning Cup
1	1 Vote	My Dad Is a Live Action Psychological Horror Game Coming From Titanfall Studio
1	1 Vote	Viacom to Stop Trump From Becoming Another Arizona?
1	1 Vote	Obama FEELS THE Bern
1	1 Vote	Report: WB May Make Your Heart Explode
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Goes Too Easy on Himself
1	1 Vote	Not Sure if I Can See!