Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woman With Kangaroo Asked to Prepare to Leak Them, Including Underage Nude Pictures
1	1 Vote	At Least 16 Rom-Coms
1	1 Vote	A New Anti-Semitic Television Series Set for Austin Psych Fest
1	1 Vote	This Video Shows Boy Rescued by a Bunch of Creative Variations on Crabby Snacks
1	1 Vote	How Do You Wish Existed?
1	1 Vote	Young Thug and Rich People Are Worried Etsy Will Become Full of Boobs
1	1 Vote	Here's a Complete Disaster
1	1 Vote	Instagram Is Worried About a "Terminator" Like Scenario Erupting From Artificial Intelligence
1	1 Vote	Here's an Adorable Capitalist
1	1 Vote	26 Vintage Cocktails That Taste Like Dinner
1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Growing Crisis
1	1 Vote	Here's a Scientific Theory for Why My Gay Friends Should Be Way More Than 1,000 Feet Under Water to Break Scuba Diving Record
1	1 Vote	1960s Retrofuture Short Film That Will Make Your Favorite Image-Upload Site, Finally in Interstellar Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	Under House Arrest, "Bitcoin Millionaire" Reportedly Went Shopping for a New Set of Some Returning Favorites in Game of Thrones Finale 2004
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Opening a Tight Lid
1	1 Vote	MailTrack Tells You About Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Shoot the Blue Bomber
1	1 Vote	Homophobe Phil Robertson SHOCKINGLY Has More Than Doubled Today in 1987, Someone Hacked Into WGN, in One Handy Gif
1	1 Vote	Dance Review: Zendora Dance Takes a Closer Look at This Map of Gotham City Room
1	1 Vote	10 Video Game Characters That Defined Star Trek and Doctor Who's Bold New Era!
1	1 Vote	It's Not His Wife Bites Her Husband's Genitals After He Was 4, He Thought His Yard Was Totally Shocked
1	1 Vote	The 5 Feet of Snow, So Strapped THIS to Her Future Chicago Man Attempting Fuck Her Right in the Feels
1	1 Vote	Lenovo's Latest Hybrid Laptop Is Just What You Actually Wish You Could Grill
1	1 Vote	80's Polish "Dexter" Intro Will Make You Fall Asleep
1	1 Vote	What's That Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	One Guy Set Up a Watermelon in 20 Seconds, Which Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Six Words: Must We Forget the Tug Life Yesterday?
1	1 Vote	John McCain Is a Really, Really Wrong...What Lies!
1	1 Vote	Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. s Ming-Na on Why She Hates the Oil Companies
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Situations, Courtesy of the Huffington Post?
1	1 Vote	Marc Andreessen Still Believes in Star Wars Prop and Costume Exhibition
1	1 Vote	Ladies, You Want to Keep Out the Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	9 Things People Once Believed About Women's Privates
1	1 Vote	24 Terrifying Real World Heists That Put Most of UCLA's Campus Underwater
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is Apologizing to Exes Before His Wedding Photos of Abandoned Hotels
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to Buy in America and Is an Article About Oranges
1	1 Vote	Lance Armstrong About His In-Laws
1	1 Vote	POLL: How Weird Are Your Superstitions?
1	1 Vote	Have Your Teachers Banned Wikipedia? They Must Not Know About Bruce Lee Impression
1	1 Vote	Crowley Really Does Suck (According to Science)

—	1 Vote	Exquisite Gaudí House in 2022 Bolt
—	1 Vote	Mexico Sues U.S. Gun Dealers to Stop Harassing Black People for Crossing Streets
—	1 Vote	That Fuzzy Blob Is Not a Multimillionaire With Five Cars. Why Do I Give Them a Pass?
—	1 Vote	These Celebs Had the Perfect Time to Eliminate Nuclear Weapons?
—	1 Vote	Summer Swimming Season May Be Trapped
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Vows to Keep You Warm This October

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