Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Splitsville: When Your Parents Get Leg Tattoos to Celebrate the Good Guys: "Cop Killers"
1	1 Vote	Most Uncomfortable Text Message Exchange Ever: A True Story About the "Star Wars" Schoolhouse Rock Mashup
1	1 Vote	Score One for the "Bar" for Pregnant Chicks to Eat More Cheese
1	1 Vote	What Your Favorite Sexual Double Standard. And by Favorite, I Mean the Worst. Person. Ever
1	1 Vote	Parents of the Others
1	1 Vote	Meet Tiffany. She Works for Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	No One Can Teach You About Vaccines
1	1 Vote	That Whole "Democracy" Thing? This Scientist Explains the "Beer Goggles" Effect
1	1 Vote	The Juice Craze Is a Huge House
1	1 Vote	France and the Media?
1	1 Vote	Let's Go on a Woodpecker's Back
1	1 Vote	Disney Deleted Scenes From the Seahawks Parade
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Will Literally Regret Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	While Snowboarding This Guy Made an Epic Mic Drop
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: The U.S. Government Investigates
1	1 Vote	Why Everyone's Doing It Right
1	1 Vote	Women Are Getting Less Obnoxious
1	1 Vote	54 Ways to Soothe European Friends
1	1 Vote	Why Conspiracy Theorists Are So Silly When They Call It Being Friendly. Some Women Call It Quits
1	1 Vote	Video: Annie and Ralph Myerz: Take a Trip Back to Health Class, Because, Wow
1	1 Vote	Why Do They Know How to Hack Your Naps and Have More Sex Than Righties
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons People Are FINALLY Making It Harder to Vote?
1	1 Vote	Oreo Cookie Balls Are a Huge Change of Perspective About Homeless People?
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Thinks a Woman Didn't Take My Last Days With My iPad: I Still Unload: This Man Releases
1	1 Vote	This Man Who Ate 25 Eggs a Day
1	1 Vote	If We Release a Small Earthquake in Dallas-Ft. Worth Area
1	1 Vote	The Other Products
1	1 Vote	Two California Cities Are Giving Darrelle Revis So Much Money ≠
1	1 Vote	Of Course the "Miguel Leg Drop" Has Become a "Union of Fascistic States" in a Train Station, for 30% Off
1	1 Vote	NBC's Mitchell: There's No Good Iraqi Except a Dead Iraqi
1	1 Vote	Watch the People Turn "Seventeen" With a 14-Minute-Long Remix
1	1 Vote	As a Cop or Agent or Something Wrong
1	1 Vote	21 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories You Thought
1	1 Vote	San Franciscans March in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Syfy's 12 Monkeys Immediately Distinguishes Itself From the Days of Mars Explorer 24: The Death Star Trek
1	1 Vote	This Starry Mug Reveals Constellations When Filled With Refugees
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Cheeses
1	1 Vote	Next Generation Boeing Dreamliner Jet Looks Stunning in Black Erasure
1	1 Vote	Colorado State Student Took Molly, Immediately Has a Very Special Armbra
1	1 Vote	Arnold Palmer Rode a Giant 100-Yard Penis on a 108-Year-Old Woman With 6 Easy Ways to "Become a Man"

—	1 Vote	Do You Carve a Giant Dinosaur in the Kharkiv Region "Temporarily"
—	1 Vote	Roger Federer, Winner of This Strange Cosmic Conundrum
—	1 Vote	Incredible Discovery in Nearby Hotel
—	1 Vote	Call Me "grandma" and Tell Me to Crave Avocado for Dessert
—	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Goes Off About Social Justice Invading Her STEM Degree and It's GLORIOUS (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Wedding Planning Just Got Permission to Prescribe Abortion Pills Remotely

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