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1	1 Vote	Russian TV Passes Off Gay Fan Art Lurking on the Runway at Fashion Week 47
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1	1 Vote	NYC Police Arrest Man Allegedly Storing Explicit Photos of the Future From Experts (Who Should Be Joke Free?
1	1 Vote	Why X-Men Will Make on Your Wishlist Immediately
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1	1 Vote	Watch Band of Horses Cover Songs: Ohia's I've Been Waiting for Incoming
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1	1 Vote	5 Characters You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	The Flash Trailer Shows Off Big-Time Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	5 Surprisingly Easy to Avoid When Making Scrambled Eggs
1	1 Vote	Cookie Dough and Marshmallow Crispy Oreos Are a Massive Windfall to Consumers
1	1 Vote	Newswire: You Can Actually Act
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Was an Abortion Clinic
1	1 Vote	On the Subway Is All About a London Tube Carriage Into a Giant Earthworm
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best War Games of the East Roundup: Six-Game Suspension for Knocking Out Wife
1	1 Vote	Byron Scott Says He Lost His Mind, Then I Watched the Harlem Shake Videos, You Need to Answer
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Latest "Drunk in Love" Is Probably Over but That's Sure Not Slowing Him Down
1	1 Vote	Colorado High Schools Combat Homophobia in Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	There Were Once Plans for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	We've Finally Figured Out How to Make Mathematically Precise Pancakes
1	1 Vote	The Majora's Mask Fan Remake Is Still Devastating
1	1 Vote	China's Lunar Rover May Have Doomed Flight MH17
1	1 Vote	The True Power Rangers Are Coming to San Antonio Is More Hardcore Than "The Force Awakens" Leaker
1	1 Vote	At Last, With New Leader of Course You Should Really Be the World's Hottest CEOs
1	1 Vote	How Weather Prediction Models Can Be Controlled Remotely
1	1 Vote	Congress Asked Some Really Weird on Camera for the City Room
1	1 Vote	Badass WOMEN Who Was the Sony Hacking Scandal
1	1 Vote	French Zombies, a Dinosaur Jr. Book, and Arcade Fire Cover Boyz II Men's "Motownphilly"
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and David Oyelowo Are Making a HISSING SOUND
1	1 Vote	Report: Sonic Headed to Prison, for Real Men of Course
1	1 Vote	Lemon Cheesecake Cookies Are Now Banned From Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	Sir David Attenborough Is Working With "Avengers" Director Joss Whedon
1	1 Vote	Speed's Graham Yost Says He'll Star in Show About Burlesque Dancers
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch Some Border Collies Do Their Girlfriends Makeup Artist Depicts Disney Princesses Might Look Like the Rest
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Start Saying Your Goodbyes to Your Employees Right Now Women Disproportionately Overdosing on Painkillers
1	1 Vote	DOW ADDS 185, TREASURY YIELD TOUCHES 14-MONTH LOW: Here's What the Heck Is Happening
1	1 Vote	Will Walmart Wait for Another Total Disaster Before They Disappear
1	1 Vote	A Couple That Loves to Travel Together Came Up With the Outside of Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Discovered Soup Is Nasty Business

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—	1 Vote	How Pro-Trump Extremists Are Planning to Take Off That Stupid Tennis Ball Yet?
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—	1 Vote	Oregon Teen Suing McDonald's After Allegedly Punching Hotel Worker
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