Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

My Dad and I Get Paid Twice?

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by unemondesansdanger
2016-04-28

2016-04-28

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    My dad is a pilot and we are going to fly to 9gag-land. Sry no potato
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    Do I Get Paid Twice?
    Cheezburger Cheezburger
  • Read
    Smashes
    Gareth Bale: 'Cristiano Ronaldo and I get on really well at Real Madrid but you need a bit of selfishness'
    The Telegraph The Telegraph
  • Read
    Smashes
    What I Learned About Resilience The Year My Dad And I Were Both Unemployed
    Elite Daily Elite Daily

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account