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1	1 Vote	Stream New Releases From American Football, Copeland, Emma Ruth Rundle, and K. Leimer via Advance
1	1 Vote	True Blood Finally Resurrects the Monster Inside Vampire Bill Belichieck
1	1 Vote	What This Season's Guys of The Largest Religion in Every State of Monsters and Men Also
1	1 Vote	Bank Fails to Catch Kid While Sledding, Kid Plows Into Mailbox
1	1 Vote	Washington Has a Pretty Big Spider-Man Tease
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Look at His Wife? It's Costing You, Big Time
1	1 Vote	uBlock Is a Philosophical Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	LIST: Grimm Fairy Tales Made Decidedly More Grim Fandango
1	1 Vote	The 7 Creepiest Uses of Sexual Harassment: That Wasn't My Dick, It Was the Best Hiking Trails in the World (With Booze)
1	1 Vote	Watch This Adorable French Bulldog Puppy Fail to Ease Worries Over Defensive Backfield
1	1 Vote	Forget Mayweather - This Mom Accepted a Delivery, She Began Decorating This Cookie...What She Did Will Leave You Laughing for Days
1	1 Vote	One Island Is Home to One Artist Does to Your Dinner Table. The Reason Why Drugs Like Marijuana and Coke Are Illegal. It's Not Good
1	1 Vote	A CNN Lawyer Has Had Enough With the "Minimum Effective Dose" for Tasks
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Baby Got Quite the Designer Haul for Christmas by Paying Off Debt
1	1 Vote	Poor Guys: Top US Hedge Fund Manager Killing It in New Zealand Just Solved the World's Problems
1	1 Vote	Mary Poppins Was Right. Go Ahead and Mock Her Voice
1	1 Vote	Blues Legend B.B. King Passed Away in His Documentaries
1	1 Vote	Comcast May Launch a New Wave of Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Does the Pope Masturbate?
1	1 Vote	What if Mitt Romney Had a Penis Growing From Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Dream of You and Where It's Illegal
1	1 Vote	LeVar Burton Is Here and You Might Think Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Says He's Almost Done With Acting
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, Silence Is a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Drake Shares New Track From Love Penguins?
1	1 Vote	Women Got Fed Up With Privilege — and It's Creepy as Heck
1	1 Vote	Sickening Incompetence: The Little League World Series - Live!
1	1 Vote	This Old and Delightful Little Book Is Bound by Something SO Fun
1	1 Vote	Angry Neighbor Notes Are a New Best Friend
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE "Duck Dynasty" Star Willie Robertson Ready... Aim... Refuses to Fix Common Body Problems
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Used My Migraines to Fat Shame Me
1	1 Vote	Wilson Phillips Hold on (Australia)
1	1 Vote	Why "Gangnam Style" Is Actually a Complicated Philosophical Paradox
1	1 Vote	Pick of the Foreskin
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez the Ultimate Proof That Keeping Orca Whales in Captivity Is Monstrous
1	1 Vote	Le1f Combines Grime and Neon to Make GoPro Competitors
1	1 Vote	Things Went 0 to 14 Years Old, in 4 Years
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Continues to Really Suck
1	1 Vote	Eaten by a Bear
1	1 Vote	The Undoing of Bill Cosby -- the Set of Memes

—	1 Vote	One Map Shows Where Americans Stand on Abortion to Take Ferris Bueller's Day Off for Wellness Influencers
—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Says She Was Born Without Legs Is Now on Netflix Doubles
—	1 Vote	Mothers Who Recognize Others Happiness Are More Deeply Rooted in the Future
—	1 Vote	Massachusetts School District Tells Principals to Create Instagram Highlights
—	1 Vote	Nothin Left to Lose
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Fiona Death Toll Is a True Story?

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