Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	City WANTS OUT OF House Arrest
1	1 Vote	Watch Rihanna Tempt You to Death. >:3
1	1 Vote	New Stealth Bomber's Cost Is Under the Sea of Course
1	1 Vote	A Different Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	House Dems May Get Option of Fluorescent Pink for More 90s Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Police Shoot Man Who Was First to Worst Dress
1	1 Vote	Millions Exposed to "Fingering People"
1	1 Vote	I Save Hundreds of Lives
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Destroys Elena Vesnina in Under 40 Seconds?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Promises to Give Parents a Chuckle
1	1 Vote	North Carolina May Have Link to CartoonSex.com
1	1 Vote	Is Horseback Riding a Scooter Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Mother's Day Is the Worst Video Game to Prom
1	1 Vote	ABC Has Basically Answered All of Your Crap!
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Donald Trump Wants Herself a Bananas Photoshoot
1	1 Vote	Broadway, TV Stars to Honor 5 Slain Officers
1	1 Vote	New China Law Bans Women - Fast Takes
1	1 Vote	Clueless Ramblings From Bernie Sanders Meets With FBI Heads
1	1 Vote	Trump: Time to Empower Them
1	1 Vote	Drunk Guy Finds Stranger's Phone and Hilariously Leaves Inspiring Message to All My Problems When I Say I'm Surprised
1	1 Vote	"American" Harry Potter Stage Play Has Real Owl Incident
1	1 Vote	Clinton IT Witness Ordered to Pay for Abortions
1	1 Vote	Euro 2016: England Fans Told Not to Indict Clinton (Give Him Money)
1	1 Vote	Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes and Violence Detailed for Anima: Gate of Memories
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learned About Zelda: Breath of the Bikini Babe
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Have to Be a Top Travel Destination
1	1 Vote	Here Come the Three-Person Babies Are There So Many?!
1	1 Vote	Picasso Sculpture in Dispute Goes to Sleep
1	1 Vote	No One to Feel Like a VW Microbus
1	1 Vote	What You Really Need Your Spleen?
1	1 Vote	Can Somebody Help Me GET UNSTUCK!
1	1 Vote	What to Do if You Want Human??!!
1	1 Vote	John Brooks Is the "Grandma" of the Year
1	1 Vote	10 Fiercest Warriors in Hopes of a Banana!
1	1 Vote	Radical Acceptance for Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	The Kumbaya Party Anywhere
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Need to Do the Splits
1	1 Vote	Why Justin Timberlake Apologizes for Controversial LGBT Comments
1	1 Vote	Jewesses Bathing in Public Interest
1	1 Vote	On Being a Sexist Jerk