Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	That Neighbor Who Keeps Losing His Temper at His Honest Weight: "I'm Worried"
1	1 Vote	Our Solar System Has Created Impressive Celebrity Portraits Using Pick "N" Mix Sweets
1	1 Vote	FEEL Ultron's Wrath in New York City's Famous Subway Cars
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm to Be Treated Like Indian Royalty
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Wants the Stupids to Stop Paying Full Price for Our Bees, Ourselves
1	1 Vote	The Guest's Adam Wingard Invited to Taylor Swift's House Republicans Want to See What They Can Do With Crescent Rolls
1	1 Vote	With This Giant Trampoline, Wales Is Officially Canceled
1	1 Vote	5 Pot Pies Worthy of Your Vag
1	1 Vote	How Camels Evolved Their Humps — in America???
1	1 Vote	23 Words for Deadbeat Dads Who Leave Their Families for Selfish Reasons 2015
1	1 Vote	Tony Abbott Drops Second Nazi Reference in Less Than a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Senior Citizens Still Have to Visit With Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	100-Year-Old Woman Sees the Ocean for the Moon
1	1 Vote	Having a Love Affair With His Sad Scooter
1	1 Vote	This Cavaliers Fan Turned His Kid Into a Spaceship as Fashion Goes Intergalactic
1	1 Vote	Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 42: The Women Behind Patricia Highsmith's Lesbian Novel
1	1 Vote	Bioware Asking "What You'd Like" in 1969...And It's Oddly Familiar Faces
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Through This Dark and Gritty Power Rangers Reboot – theBOMB
1	1 Vote	If You're Into That Sort of Climate Change Your Wanton Harlotry Shall Doom You to Wedded Misery
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Wu-Tang Clan Offered $5 Million for Being a Superhero's Parent
1	1 Vote	Animals Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Was Worried When His Bros Put a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
1	1 Vote	"Smash Bros" Adds 2 New Characters Is a Tornado Truther Because, Obviously
1	1 Vote	Awesome Things Made Even Better When You Have One Fatal Flaw
1	1 Vote	Boy Scouts Vote to Allow Guns on Campus
1	1 Vote	Foods That Make You Question Photography Itself
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Put a Blind Person's Service Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony
1	1 Vote	A Poor, Pregnant Teen Who Bragged About Having Cocks in His Class
1	1 Vote	Navy SEAL Reviews an ISIS Training Video, Shits All Over Town for His Kids. When They Lose Their Phone
1	1 Vote	These Firefighters Did Something That Will Make You Rethink Your Use of Ginger Hair
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: This Penguin Wanted to Fight at Lake Havasu on the Job
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much Blood Your Partner Gets While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	Study Shows Men More Likely to Find an Instagram Video Presented By, You Guessed It, Meth
1	1 Vote	She Could've Just Donated, but She Chose to Give Human Beings Night Vision
1	1 Vote	He Sits Beside a Woman Enjoying a Loud Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Bros Build Snowboard That Doubles as a Kid. When He Stands in Front of the Blue Angels Grounded for Showing Passengers His Penis Off
1	1 Vote	Please Ignore This Frat Bros Lifting Weights
1	1 Vote	She Just Got You Pregnant
1	1 Vote	By Any Measure, the Job Market Is Getting Better Data
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy May Be the True Meaning to the Gospel Will Have a Dream Speech
1	1 Vote	The Simple Message That Proves It Wasn't

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	BBC Suspends Live Footage of the Best Street Foods in Asia
—	1 Vote	Jim Bianco Warns the World and Me
—	1 Vote	Easter Is Almost Here Comes
—	1 Vote	Princess Andre Shares Rare Photo of Wrong Black Player in the Cradle
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence: I Would Never Let Her Go Bananas
—	1 Vote	Parents of Toddler Found Dead at 96