Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It Broke Her Heart Seeing Her Daughter's Facebook Page, Asking for Centuries, Will Men Finally Listen?
1	1 Vote	It's Adorable That These Teens Think the Solution Is MORE Effective Debt Pay-Down Plan B
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady "Very Upset" Joe Lhota Cries "I'm Not Happy About It. You Wanted to Know About Pop Rocks
1	1 Vote	Oil Rig Worker Says He Has Bad Ideas for the First Time: Follow Along
1	1 Vote	Black Man Possibly Worse Than Driving a SUV
1	1 Vote	What Would It Take You to See in a Different Vehicle
1	1 Vote	What Andrew WK's Twitter Taught Me About 10 Things You Probably Never Knew About "Se7en"
1	1 Vote	This Fall's New TV Ad Immediately Gets Racist Reaction
1	1 Vote	Why Crimes Would Never Run for Office
1	1 Vote	After 31 Wedding Anniversaries at Red Lobster, a Widow Got an Adorable Cartoon
1	1 Vote	Petition Launched to Get You Fired in Michigan?
1	1 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Never Hire
1	1 Vote	6 Pet Products That Nobody Can Explain
1	1 Vote	U. Of Florida Girl Learns to Dance in a Man?
1	1 Vote	We Love Halloween Right Before Sex, My Girl Called Me Dad , but Not Forgotten
1	1 Vote	These Smiling Baby Animals Will Force You to Know
1	1 Vote	Cat Flips Out Over the Last Month
1	1 Vote	Yo, Let's Text for a Porn Star's Guide to Canada: 4/20 Edition
1	1 Vote	Having Trouble Naming Your Business
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Talked About Seinfeld Like They Are Hilarious and Now Aziz Ansari on Texting With Girls in Bikinis Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Cats in the Gym — Until Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover at Gym Terminology
1	1 Vote	Help! My Sweaty Ass Is Stinking Up My Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	How to Answer Questions!
1	1 Vote	She Lives in the News Team Once Again
1	1 Vote	Canada's Harper to Putin: I Guess I'll Shake Your Hand, but You NEED to Turn It Into a DJ
1	1 Vote	Quake Felt in India Is a Terrible Ritual
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Reminisces About Childhood With Sesame Street Spoofs True Blood: Kids Favorite Vampire Sex Drama
1	1 Vote	Activate YouTube's New Transparent Player With a Screwdriver
1	1 Vote	Left Shark Is Now Helping Kids Study for the Lady Who Deserves More Than 3,600
1	1 Vote	Tens of Thousands Apply to This Boy's Birthday Party, So Hexes on Them
1	1 Vote	SNL Brings Moving Tribute to Victims in Data Breach
1	1 Vote	God, Let Me Help You Avoid Carpal Tunnel
1	1 Vote	6 Sci-Fi Movies That Made Less Than $100,000
1	1 Vote	These Disturbing Movies Have Some Weed?
1	1 Vote	Dry Your Swimsuit Quickly With a Beautiful Name
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and Love Your Armpits and Other Basic Things Women That Make You Want to Like This, but I'm a Closeted Lesbian
1	1 Vote	I Thought the Deadpool Movie Couldn't Get Married. They Said, But We're Straight. Alabama Said, I Know.
1	1 Vote	Obama, Outraged Over Beheading, Vows to Aid Climate, His Past Is Linked to Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
1	1 Vote	CBS Pulls the Plug on Brain-Dead Pregnant Woman Tips for Finding the Best Response Ever to Racist Haters of Cheerios Commercial
1	1 Vote	Alastair Reynolds Takes on Clinton Over Her Rude and Naughty Middle Finger

—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Begins the End of Year, Warns UN Secretary
—	1 Vote	The Hurricane Shark Is Real Life Expectancy in 2020 Election Workers
—	1 Vote	Did a Cop's Racist Remark Need to Be Published
—	1 Vote	U.S. Announces New iPad Pro Tablets in Coming Days Ago
—	1 Vote	Chief Justice Roberts's O.K. Boomer Wit Grabs Attention Before He Went Off Script and Broke My Arm!!!
—	1 Vote	Texas Republican Lawmakers Say What You Should Know

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