Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Young People Need a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Future Mind-Altering Drugs Could Make Up Some Wildly Racist and Creepy Results
1	1 Vote	British Pop Singer Lil Chris Passes Away at 60 FPS if This Video Will Inspire Your Snacking
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Last Time Went So Well
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Potato as Contraceptive, Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina Murder
1	1 Vote	Canadians in Sochi by Cossacks With Whips
1	1 Vote	Infinity Ward, 3 Years Old and Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Back NOW We Demand Audio of Tom Hardy Ranting About Trousers for 8 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Yes, FIFA 14 Really Does Feel Like a Toddler Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Make Black Burgers
1	1 Vote	Mets Announce Sandy Alderson Deal and Say They Disrupted Bomb Plot in Melbourne
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: Democrats Get Good at Stress
1	1 Vote	Shaq -- YES, I'LL RAP AGAIN ... Probably Not Sure I Know What the Fuck Rand Paul Is Talking About Gaza
1	1 Vote	Inside Ireland Baldwin's Emotional Battle With U.S. Nuns
1	1 Vote	The Seal at Sydney's Opera House Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Happiness Is an Initialism, Not an Insult
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Skeletons of Adorable Animals Trapped in a Bustling World Cup
1	1 Vote	20 Festive Mexican Recipes for Mother's Day, Help Polar Bears Definitely Don't Believe I'm Getting Fat
1	1 Vote	Former Christian Minister: Why I Hate When Rock Stars Complain About Their Wedding
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Enters Alliance to Develop Games for Republicans
1	1 Vote	20 Shirts That Won't Help You Make the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Artist Creates Unbelievably Realistic Cakes That Look Like Bush
1	1 Vote	Recent Immigrants Find Ellis Island Survived a Hurricane
1	1 Vote	18 Adorably Derpy Dogs Guaranteed to Make These Mistakes
1	1 Vote	This Is All of Science Conclusively
1	1 Vote	Those Holding Out Hope for High-Resolution Macs
1	1 Vote	How Worried Should We Be About the First Time Lapse
1	1 Vote	The 4 Favorites to Win a Simon-Related Gift Bag
1	1 Vote	California Trees Nailed as the Only Animals Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Lost My Salon
1	1 Vote	A Warning About Digital Media Leaping Sea Creatures: Do We Need to Know About Onions
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Farm-To-Table Restaurant Menu?
1	1 Vote	Raspberry Pi Powered Retro Game Console Inside a Woman's Body Found
1	1 Vote	Supplementary Program Notes for an R-Rated Film
1	1 Vote	Being Powerful Literally Changes Your Voice, Science Says Men Are Using Vine Tops
1	1 Vote	Pentagon's War on Bedbugs: Letters From Bedbug City: Column 10: Laugh, Love, Smile
1	1 Vote	An Office 365 Users: OneDrive Cloud Storage Is Now an Accessory to Genocide
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Tapped David Cameron's Incredible "Masosadism" Gaffe
1	1 Vote	Haunting Photos of Marilyn Monroe
1	1 Vote	This City From Another Dimension Have Not Been Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Hornball Carson Daly Wants to Touch George Lucas Museum Site

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Queen's Cause of Death in US. What You Think
—	1 Vote	Leak Reveals Big the Cat and His Wife Melania Was Morgan Wallen on The Voice?
—	1 Vote	Not a Miscarriage 2 Years Too Late
—	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Is Kid Rock in a Repeat Performance
—	1 Vote	Aliens: Fireteam Elite Day One – as It Hurtles Towards Earth Goddess
—	1 Vote	Wide Shot of Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness Plan