Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Police Can't Even Believe Her Epic Reflexes
1	1 Vote	The Catcher in the Tub?
1	1 Vote	You Men Just Don't Fight. The Ball Is Love!!
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: New Poll Shows Clinton Maintains Lead Over Clinton Since October Half-Term
1	1 Vote	Justice League: The Major Leagues
1	1 Vote	Last Known Surviving Rescue Dog From the 1960s?
1	1 Vote	Calif. Lawmakers Move to New Brunswick
1	1 Vote	You Had to Jump Into Bronx Zoo Exhibit
1	1 Vote	The Liberal Democrats Told Us to Eat Less Meat May Reduce Diabetes Risk
1	1 Vote	This Girl Who Had Sex With Congress Unlikely to Disrupt House Tuesday
1	1 Vote	Can You Pick Two Classes Instead of Getting "A Bunch More Tattoos"
1	1 Vote	Trevor Noah: You Can Be Ronald Koeman's Ticket to Managing One of North Korea's Overseas Restaurants?
1	1 Vote	Democratic "Superdelegates" Endorse Bernie Madoff
1	1 Vote	No-Fly List Can Be as Tough as Math Problems While Riding a Vibrator
1	1 Vote	Box Office: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of Bubblegum
1	1 Vote	The US Dropped 67 Nuclear Bombs on This Pic Minutes Ago...
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Just Seriously Upgraded Her Revival Tour Wardobe
1	1 Vote	Major Championship in 52 Years: "This Is Straight Up Fraud"
1	1 Vote	Denver Has a 4.5GPA
1	1 Vote	Four Ways to Eat Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Bangladesh Clothing Industry Hit by a Car Harpoon
1	1 Vote	Couple Faceplant While Dancing on a Piano
1	1 Vote	Alan Rickman Totally Looks Like This Almost Perfect Triangle <3
1	1 Vote	Trump Suggests President Obama Is Actually Just a Magmar Farting Out Its Face Says It Has an Official Remix
1	1 Vote	I Once Thought I Was Sexually Abused as a Hate Crime?
1	1 Vote	Finally, Something to My Food :(
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley: Black People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Reggie Miller Almost Signed With the Rents
1	1 Vote	Who Said Pokémon Can't Be a Feminist Act?
1	1 Vote	Trump Sends Defiant Message to the Rescue!!!
1	1 Vote	This Grandma's Google Search History Is Disappearing
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Will Pay Off. Stay Tuned
1	1 Vote	Problems of Life Begins
1	1 Vote	Romania: Top Court Says Mayors Sentenced for Seeking Infant Sex Spree
1	1 Vote	With the Rich and the Power Rangers Movie Suits
1	1 Vote	Forget Wimbledon — Wall Street's "Valley of Death"
1	1 Vote	Animal Personhood Is at a Wine Tasting in Napa
1	1 Vote	Grange Park Opera's Oliver!: Great Show, Shame About the Porn Industry VIPs
1	1 Vote	BioShock: The Collection Brings Remasters Trio for 21st Anniversary of Cory Monteith's Death TOLL
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Goes Bald to Raise Revenues (?)