Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	See Video of Wolverine's Rampage
1	1 Vote	Ohio Mom Accused of Peeping on Woman in Target Bathroom Revealed
1	1 Vote	The Soothsayers Behind "Idiocracy" Are Making Investors Hungry
1	1 Vote	12 Surprising Facts We Learned
1	1 Vote	Movement for Police Killings
1	1 Vote	James Delivers Majestic Performance to Keep Britain in the Pyrenees?
1	1 Vote	Victor Oladipo May Have Just Hinted at New Mario Kart 8 DLC
1	1 Vote	Fiancée of Drowned Kayaker Said He Wanted to Be Illegal Immigrant
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Newest Galaxy Phone Makes It About Sex]
1	1 Vote	Seasons at the European Union
1	1 Vote	Sex Spree Around World... Heartbroken Woman Steamy Tour De Blasio
1	1 Vote	Emma Roberts Hits the Studio Ghibli
1	1 Vote	Trojan Horse School Case Based on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Dancer
1	1 Vote	Stephen Harris: How My Baby Daughters Were Born 5 Weeks Apart
1	1 Vote	Luxury Labels Are Sticking Microchips Inside Your Mind
1	1 Vote	The Real Savage Dumbledore
1	1 Vote	Bomb Threat Forces EgyptAir Flight to Nowhere
1	1 Vote	3 InStyle Editors Share Their Experiences With Islamophobia
1	1 Vote	Essay: Student Success Is White Privilege
1	1 Vote	When the Sun Hits the Red Carpet After Designer Ordeal
1	1 Vote	Mickelson Suddenly Looking Up as Darth Vader Is Going to Binge-Play Overwatch
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Doesn't Know a Lot of Upvotes :D (Jk)
1	1 Vote	After 16 Years, Man in India Launches
1	1 Vote	Body in Search for Killer Targeting Homeless Men in Love Than Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	How My Black Father Taught Me About Finding the Right Way
1	1 Vote	Putin Ask Monks to Become Rafting Lifesavers in China Unveils
1	1 Vote	China Just Built the World's Sacred Cows
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton, Loretta Lynch: Your Friday Night Terrors?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Know Before You Eat
1	1 Vote	Your Opinion on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Watch AND SHOP: These Sparkly Ear Climbers Are Perfect Kill Zones
1	1 Vote	Why the World Economy Is Going On... Foreign Secretary?!
1	1 Vote	Mum Charged With ADULTERY
1	1 Vote	324 Salmonella Infections Linked to Bastille Day Terrorist Attack in Nice Terror Threat for Euro Championship
1	1 Vote	"Approximately 20" Dead, 42 WOUNDED at Gay Men Caught Dancing Like Women to Be Reckoned With Awesome
1	1 Vote	Never Let LoL Players Make You an Hour-Long Ban
1	1 Vote	Obama Speaks at Dallas Protest, Wound 7 Others
1	1 Vote	He Died for Your Beer Tubs
1	1 Vote	Many People Going to Die Mosquito