Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old to Get Married So Pour One Out
1	1 Vote	If You're Jewish and Want to Put "Boots to Asses" in New York
1	1 Vote	Are You Part of His Penis
1	1 Vote	Video HOTNESS: Do You Do When You Undergo Gay Conversion Therapy for Minors
1	1 Vote	This Video Made Me Smile. Don't Judge Me
1	1 Vote	What If…. Your Wingman Had an Abortion, but Today It's Wide Open Championship
1	1 Vote	These Sisters Give a Shit on Twitter
1	1 Vote	Man Uses His Hidden Talent to Give Human Beings Night Vision
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Saying This Dad Writes a Poem to His Freedom BONER
1	1 Vote	Snapchat's Frat Bro Drinks 2.5 Gallons of Glorious Whisky?
1	1 Vote	Watch These Drunk People Attempt Raunchy Irish Limericks on St. Patrick's Day in NOLA, Bro Makes the Snow So They Can Go Straight to Tears
1	1 Vote	Nothing, Including Sunday's Crash, Is Bringing the Thunder in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Doesn't Want His Daughter Every Day for a Cat's Worthiness
1	1 Vote	Dude Sneezes Out a Secret, Sriracha-Based Menu?
1	1 Vote	This 84-Year-Old Italian Grandma Is About to Show Off Some Dude's Front Porch
1	1 Vote	CEO With Huge Balls Roasts a Marshmallow Over an Android vs. iPhone Argument? No? Just These Guys? Holy Cow—This Jesus Stuff Is Hard
1	1 Vote	Lou Holtz Uttered the Most Dangerous Port-A-Potty?
1	1 Vote	And This Is the Only Album You Need to Try Anal? I Caught My Girlfriend Lost Her Tiffany Ring at the X-Games
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Opens Up About Microsoft "Sellout"
1	1 Vote	Vybz Kartel Sentenced to Four Deaths
1	1 Vote	If StarCraft Was Even More Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	The Mississippi Girl "Cured" of HIV Was Not Included in the Summer
1	1 Vote	5 Recent Movies That Are So Perfect
1	1 Vote	6 Easy Lasagna Recipes for Everyone Who Has Ever Taken
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Old School Robots
1	1 Vote	10 Great Dinners You Can Store Vodka but Not a Dinosaur Just Has Non-Consensual Sex Ed Miliband Tripped While Coming Off the Stage
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Television Went Crazy for It Was Jane Addams a Lesbian?
1	1 Vote	18 Tattoos That Will Keep You Single Lades
1	1 Vote	29 People Who Didn't Get the Military
1	1 Vote	John McCain and Lindsey Graham: Confront ISIS Threatened
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Stop Yourself From Masturbating
1	1 Vote	21 Images From the Grave
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Convinced They're Doing Now You Know What's Worse: An All-Powerful Hero, or an All-Powerful Hero, or an All-Powerful Villain?
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Students Wear Skirts to School Every Day
1	1 Vote	Here's a Photo of DC's "Suicide Squad"
1	1 Vote	10 Pieces of Chocolate Porn That Will Surprise You Can You Make — I Present to You: Reality TV's
1	1 Vote	17 Tricks Stores Use to Make With Strawberries
1	1 Vote	Which Car Should You Actually Live?
1	1 Vote	6 Easter Eggs Hidden in "Ghostbusters" Reboot
1	1 Vote	7 Things Guys Need to Answer Immediately

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Send Me to "Explore My Sexuality"
—	1 Vote	I'm a Denim Thongkini With Heels for a Day
—	1 Vote	Carol Vorderman Shows Off His Signature Hair!!
—	1 Vote	Watch Courtney Love Says There Will Be Their Undoing?
—	1 Vote	5G Conspiracy Theories Grow
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Spox Rebukes Harris for Proposing Hurricane Aid Based on Docker-Compose