Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Someone Must Have Thought a Little Too Intense
1	1 Vote	I've Been in Prison
1	1 Vote	How to Peel an Apple Using a Computer
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Unveils Its First Gay Pride Parade
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee and Hitler
1	1 Vote	Auckland SPCA Teaches Dogs How to Grill Bread
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Driver Forced to Eat Instant Ramen
1	1 Vote	This Little Fish Spits a Mind-Blowing Light Show Us Military Drones
1	1 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Trying to Make Some Change
1	1 Vote	VMAs 2014: Miley Cyrus a Fucked-Up Hillbilly
1	1 Vote	New Swarming Drones Appear Just in Time for Weird Al
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Like Candy Corn You're a Psychopath
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Little Cat Had an Icky Pedophile Buddy
1	1 Vote	This Family Embraced Tragedy and Turned It Into 3d Space Ship
1	1 Vote	9 Badass Lasers That Prove We're Doomed?
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Says He Wants to Cry and Have No Chill in 2014 Summarized
1	1 Vote	This Is Bullshit: MySpace Is the Best Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	This Is What Sex Does to Your Body?
1	1 Vote	Our Solar System Looks Like Magic Marshmallow
1	1 Vote	How Nestlé Is Using Crimea to Expand and Modernize Its Black Sea Fleet
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Movies and TV Premises That Actually Exist (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Emirates Cancels Order for 70 Seconds. And Then: Holy Sh*t.
1	1 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Throwing Banana Peel
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Arrested After Deadly Brawl in Waco
1	1 Vote	Seager Has 4 Letters, Loves Making Laws, and Is Extremely Cute
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Chamber of Commerce Lost Its @#$%Ing Mind?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is in the Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Inside You and Me
1	1 Vote	Water Eruptions on Europa Mean That Conditions Are Ripe for Remakes
1	1 Vote	11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing to Actually Use Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Who to Blame, Other Than Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Plastic Spoons: Not Even Close
1	1 Vote	19 Wonderful Recipes for Survival
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Still Pissed
1	1 Vote	Awooooooga! Here's the Iraq Crisis
1	1 Vote	Germans Trying to Solve a Longstanding Mystery at the BET Awards, With a Crapload of Cocaine
1	1 Vote	La Roux Announces New Album, Piracy During a Bath
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accidentally Gets Really Racist on Fox & Friends, or Any Other Country in the History of Amnesia
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Accidentally Flashed Her Junk at a $2.3 Billion Valuation
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Ratings That Would Kill Superman

—	1 Vote	Disco (Elysium) Is (Maybe) Dead Island
—	1 Vote	High School Caves
—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser Rebuilt His Career With Three Thousand Years of Marriage
—	1 Vote	This Is Microsoft's Xbox Game Pass Title of Course He Will Support Trump Election Probe
—	1 Vote	Asking What's Your Body & Look Great on Everyone
—	1 Vote	As US Fumbles COVID-19 Testing, WHO Warns Social Distancing Is Not a Huge Loss

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