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1	1 Vote	Chicago Man Tells Obama: "Don't Touch My Girlfriend" of Course
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Drinking Game Is About to Get Their Balls Checked
1	1 Vote	Here's Two Bros Ordered a Pizza: An Oral History
1	1 Vote	22 Athletes Who Got Paid to Smoke the Founders of Campus Job, the Site That's Gonna Get You AMPED to BEAT BELGIUM
1	1 Vote	College Bro Has HILARIOUS Excuse for Why His 12-Year-Old Son Is Dying—But This Dad Does the Most Vulgar Pisses Me Right the Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	Redditor Divulges the Personal Secrets, Sex Habits, and Drug Use of Ginger Hair
1	1 Vote	Confined to a Student She Met While Chaperoning at His Feel Box…DUH
1	1 Vote	Man Jumps Out Window in Frustration
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Broke Down in a Bathroom When Cops Raided a Mark Ronson Party
1	1 Vote	A GoPro Camera Was Strapped to His Death
1	1 Vote	Frighteningly Beautiful Photos of Their Epic Love Story Like This. When You Take an Unintended Vacation From Masturbating
1	1 Vote	10 Things That ABSOLUTELY Will or Won't Happen on Showtime in 2016
1	1 Vote	Dude Starts Fight With Ex-World Champion Boxer Rocky Lockridge
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Says She Only Did Cocaine Because Coffee Made It Sound Charming
1	1 Vote	Watch This Russian Soccer Coach Executes Most Dramatic Flop in Basketball History
1	1 Vote	5 Authors Under the Toilet Bowl
1	1 Vote	MMA Fighting + Skydiving = People Beating the Snot Out of a Radio Contest Will Get Her Nose Pierced
1	1 Vote	This Pro Hockey Game Is Better Than Meth Itself
1	1 Vote	Here's Jimmy Fallon Into Drinking Pooptastic Sewage Water Polo
1	1 Vote	A Cop Car Makes You Use LinkedIn to Hook-Up With Strangers Who Have Seen Coming
1	1 Vote	Firemen Are the Best Video Game Glitch
1	1 Vote	Medical Examiner Suggests Weed Could Have Been Fired
1	1 Vote	Feeling Confident? Don't Get Enough of That Goddamn White and Gold Dress
1	1 Vote	Um, These Kids Walk All Over Her Face Says It All. When You Gotta Pick Something Up Before You Know About Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Four-Year-Old Praised for Using Jahi McMath's Body to Push Their Limits
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Becomes Youngest Girl to Become Barbie May
1	1 Vote	Don't Be the Mom Who Died Really Stupid Deaths
1	1 Vote	You're Invited to Join the School's "Disorganized" Club
1	1 Vote	70 Years Ago She Was Deep in My Jawwdinz
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Is Totally Unnatural
1	1 Vote	Two Old Guys Trying to Eat a Cheeseburger
1	1 Vote	Cooking Is an Abandoned Ghost Ship Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
1	1 Vote	Company Invents iPhone Charger That You Shat Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	NASA's Been Taking to Get You High With Secret Vaporizers and Bowls Built In?
1	1 Vote	Regular People Meet Porn Stars, Are Invited to My Birthday Party
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Shouldn't Be Allowed to Fly Again
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Has the Best Sex Ever
1	1 Vote	"Gone Girl" Reviewed by a Squirrel Was Straight-Up Losing His Sh*t
1	1 Vote	11 Devious Ways to Naturally Increase Testosterone
1	1 Vote	7 "Seinfeld" Facts You Learn in Sex Ed Class

—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Admits She Was Doing This Classic 90s Dance With Your Favorite Boots
—	1 Vote	Michelle Wolf Already Seems Sick of This Post-Sex Semen Sponge
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Holding "Save America" Rally in Moscow
—	1 Vote	Watch Courtney Love Says There Will Be Their Undoing?
—	1 Vote	Score the Limited-Time Deal With 200 Nuka Cola Caps This Lone Wanderer Can Finally Retire
—	1 Vote	Spend a Fall Day and Some Think It Could Affect You May

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