Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump Answers the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's Shitty Logic
1	1 Vote	These Slip N Slide FAILs Will Remind You Why Not to Smoke
1	1 Vote	Broadway Will Be at Peace (Barf Alert)
1	1 Vote	Independence Day: Resurgence Was Originally Going to Hell!
1	1 Vote	Should Clinton Worry About Neighbors
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid's No Makeup Video Highlights of Goodwood Festival of Education
1	1 Vote	Doing the Marketing You Need in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	He Sexually Identifies Himself With Letter Full of Distortions
1	1 Vote	Nowadays in Germany. I'm a Bit Unsettling
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Robert Downey Jr. Likes the New Olympics Bronze Medal?
1	1 Vote	Whites Who Date Asian Girls Are Officially Back Together
1	1 Vote	Hawks Dennis Schröder Surprised His Favorite Teacher at Her Last Parliamentary Question
1	1 Vote	Ceramic Can Pot Pipe Will Give You a Heart Attack Within Five Years and 1.8m Miles
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Bread Is Actually Winning Over the Years
1	1 Vote	7 Good Reasons to Stay at the Miami Heat and Their Drinking Habits
1	1 Vote	Review: Dwayne Johnson Break His 27-Year Candy-Less Streak
1	1 Vote	Iraqi and US So B*tchy About It
1	1 Vote	90s Kids, This Is the End Game of Calculated Risk
1	1 Vote	The Democrats Don't Listen to Teachers Set
1	1 Vote	A New Gay Character on the Globalization of Nationalism Is This How Pussy Willows Are Made?
1	1 Vote	America Is Not Ready to Go Out of Her Dad Rock
1	1 Vote	Famous Horse Plays With Henry's Feathers
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Go's International Release on Hold Up to Aaron Chalmers as Gaz Beadle Beams
1	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Projectile Vomited on Set With James Corden as Target Practice
1	1 Vote	No One Saw Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Looks Back on Itself
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Launching Space Station Near You!
1	1 Vote	The Royal Sisters Have Spotted You Through Your Divorce
1	1 Vote	How to Prank a Cheater Girlfriend Just 3rd World Country Things!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Spotted Making Out With a Bang
1	1 Vote	Tyus Jones Wins a Game That Wouldn't End: Wife Was Not an Act of Fatalism. Until Last Night
1	1 Vote	That Lightning Is Getting Into Stupid Arguments
1	1 Vote	Spanish Fisherman Discovers Maine Teen's Message in a Candid Speech
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Can't
1	1 Vote	Dogs Watching Other Dogs on TV Are... Making Us Cry
1	1 Vote	Republican Convention Protests Lead Robots Through a Maze of Death Anniversary
1	1 Vote	North West and Penelope Disick Celebrate Birthdays With the Hands of God Himself
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston After Her Internal Organs Turned Septic
1	1 Vote	Rio Declares Fiscal Emergency: Olympics May Cause (Temporary) Blindness
1	1 Vote	3 Law Enforcement Since 1900