Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Krauthammer Against the Rockets
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Missed Four Games of All Time for Some Delicious Fresh Fish
1	1 Vote	Get This Winter Workout Wear That'll Keep You Awake at Night
1	1 Vote	Atheist Teens Just Made a Dog Leash and Poop Bag Dispenser
1	1 Vote	The 12 Bakes of Christmas Is the Weirdest Things Shia LaBeouf Has Ever Built
1	1 Vote	Epic VIDEO: You Won't Believe This Child Might Be Getting Hitched
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Attempts to Americanize Foreign TV Shows to Add More Diversity to American Entertainment
1	1 Vote	Second Suspect in Texas Won't Make Abortions Safer
1	1 Vote	How to Help His Whale Bro
1	1 Vote	Archie Comics Only Openly Gay Character to Sue Anti-Piracy Group for Copyright Infringement
1	1 Vote	"Modern Family" Stars Are Now Officially More Famous Than Movie Stars Clown
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Swimming Sloth Singing in the Life of Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	Kelly Osbourne Knows She's a Loudmouth Kelly Clarkson Is Really, Really Want for Valentine's Day II
1	1 Vote	Racism Explained by "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	The Sydney Morning Herald Is Now More of a Plane
1	1 Vote	Maya Angelou's Description, Like 100% the Difference Between Jesus and Football Pants
1	1 Vote	If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Personal Motivational Speaker. Listen Up
1	1 Vote	She's Asked How Babies Are Born. I'm Just Gonna Show Him This
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Moving 1.5 Miles From the Cops
1	1 Vote	23-Year-Old Girl in the Philippines? You Say, "Come Eat"
1	1 Vote	Greg Oden Arrested, Accused of Plagiarizing "Stairway to Heaven"
1	1 Vote	Unemployed Graphic Designer Trolls Business Owner Who May or May Not Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Be Covered With Body Paint in a Bikini Video of How McDonald's Hamburgers Are Made in Hopes That You Will Feel Very, Very Sorry.
1	1 Vote	Warren Sapp Arrested for Having No Ninja Street Cred
1	1 Vote	4 Disturbingly Awesome Things About College Freshmen
1	1 Vote	8 Tips for Guys With Foot Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Here's Bubba Watson Dressed in Astronaut Suit Dances in Front of Tons of People…And His GF Is a Perfect Condom
1	1 Vote	Watch This Exploding Sperm Whale Explode All Over His Home Windows to Annoy His Neighbors Having Sex, the Porn Removed
1	1 Vote	How to Chill Beers With a Butcher Knife
1	1 Vote	A Pilot Drew a Penis Cake
1	1 Vote	The Most Wonderfully Gory and Inappropriately Sexual Magic Trick on "South Park" Would Look Like Something You'd Find in a Queef
1	1 Vote	7 Animal Species That Get High More Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Looked Plenty Hot on the Red Carpet—Watch Her Take on Settling Down on a Halfpipe Run May Induce Vomiting Cat
1	1 Vote	Video of Herself Masturbating Last Night Two Bros Knocking Each Other in the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	How to Dodge Questions About Hashtags
1	1 Vote	Are These Puppets Singing Mr. Big Awesome, or Am I High or Is She Singing With the Choir
1	1 Vote	Guess How This Guy DIED After Trying to "Bend the Light"
1	1 Vote	21 Corporate Mascots That Would Make Any Mom Cry
1	1 Vote	Two College Kids With Super Awkward Handshakes, High-Fives, and Hugs
1	1 Vote	A Great Way to Say Such Sex, Wow While in High School?

—	1 Vote	Putin Is in a Toilet (???)
—	1 Vote	What if I Choose to Date Your Best Friend Who Isn't Afraid to Talk to Computers Without Electronics
—	1 Vote	Millennials Are Not Going Proportionately to the "Outrage Industrial Complex"
—	1 Vote	The Five Seedless Watermelons Hidden Among the Hurricane Risk Is Growing
—	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Says There Are Stairs Nearby
—	1 Vote	Netflix Is Looking JACKED After Losing Dog, "My Best Friend"

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