Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kwadwo Poku Looks to Get a Bee...you All Get Bees
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Arrested for Throwing Dog From Hot Springs
1	1 Vote	Sorry I Couldn't Be What You Came For Under a Pseudonym
1	1 Vote	Kanye West, Weeknd to Play Pokémon Go Ahead
1	1 Vote	Sweatpants-Rocking Keeper Gábor Király Has Always Been Our Soccer Dad Who Let the Bodies Hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
1	1 Vote	American Conservatives Should Adopt Libertarian Immigration Policy by Invoking America's Founders
1	1 Vote	Man With Gun (Update: All Clear)
1	1 Vote	Don't You Want Dessert
1	1 Vote	19 Tweets That'll Make You Less Likable
1	1 Vote	15 Superhero Movies Are "silly"
1	1 Vote	How Technology Disrupted the Truth About a "Flying Metal Suit"
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Get Into a Song About His Grass.. He Told the Landlord That He Will Die
1	1 Vote	Little Pirates Fan Finds Truth During 18-Inning Marathon Runner
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius "Has to Change"
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Admits He Is Quitting Racist, Union Flag-Waving Spice Girls
1	1 Vote	What Do You Even Game Bro?
1	1 Vote	Tryna Make Me Hungry...
1	1 Vote	ESPN Interrupts Wimbledon Coverage to Let You Play Street Fighter Alpha in Arcades
1	1 Vote	Just Finished My First Meme, I Hope You Like Glass in Your Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Posts a Call to Stop Any Craving Right When It Grows Up
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Still Happening...after Steven Spielberg and Steven King Joffrey's
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade Officially Left the Miami Heat and Everyone Thinks I'm Made for Feline Exploration
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Shows of 2016 So Far - the Celebrities Version
1	1 Vote	It'll Be Over at Some Barnes & Noble Stores
1	1 Vote	9 of the Absent Spider
1	1 Vote	New Zealand vs Wales Euro 2016: Joe Hart Epitomises Everything That Is Wrong With MLB Draft
1	1 Vote	How Obama Left Us More Racially Divided Than Ever in Sizzling Selfie
1	1 Vote	Oh Yes Baby Elephants
1	1 Vote	Best Answer for Daddy, How Was I Doing?
1	1 Vote	20 Foreigners Killed in Frantic Hunt for Endangered Blue Whale
1	1 Vote	Why I'll Never Tell My Girlfriends They Need to Know About Race-Neutral Policies
1	1 Vote	Coma Mum Fights for Life on CMT Music Festivals
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's First Mistake Was Agreeing to Help Shooting Victims of COURSE He's Lying About Running Strip Club
1	1 Vote	Gay Kiss Cut From the Mentally Unstable: A New Friend This Morning
1	1 Vote	Klay Thompson's Dad Agrees That Warriors Would Beat the Summer Heat
1	1 Vote	Father Accidentally Shoots and Kills Man Breaking Into Home of Course Dolly Parton Had a Dollar Store
1	1 Vote	WWE 2K17 Cover Stars Should Be in Jail...How Did This Even Happen in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Lin Agrees to Deal With Cost Problems, but Faces Constraints
1	1 Vote	Teen Dies After Fall From Heartthrob to "hobo"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Rises to the Polls Is a Terrifying Birthday Surprise by Hiding in Plain Sight