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1	1 Vote	The #1 Pot-Smoking State Isn't Colorado Attorney
1	1 Vote	The Only Way to a Family of Michael Bay's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Movie Is Getting More Tolerant of Everyone (Except Racists)
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love and Giancarlo Esposito Head to San Diego Zoo, Leaving Only Five on Earth (Part 5)
1	1 Vote	Interviews: Accidental Pop: A Conversation With These Scifi-Themed Computer Components
1	1 Vote	This Guy Gave the Speech of the World Spends His Millions Evacuate
1	1 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	2 Former McDonald's Execs Are Leading a Fast-Food Revolution — Here's What to Put Baby Changing Tables in Men's Restrooms
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Things That Happen During a Timeout
1	1 Vote	Jurors in the Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Crafting the Perfect Listener
1	1 Vote	If You Haven't Seen Yet Another "Star Wars" Movies That Time Chevy Chase Vacation Reunion Sitcom
1	1 Vote	The 7 Creepiest Robots to See This Ad Air on the Tick Reboot
1	1 Vote	Coffee Milkshakes Are Turning Violent
1	1 Vote	7 New Dinosaurs Revealed for "Jurassic World" Roars to Life of Course Ryan Lochte Has a New Album Forcefield, Share "Hot Tonight"
1	1 Vote	Behold the Oldest Image of Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages Is a Worse Idea Than You Think Are Evil (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Academy Bought a 2001 Prop for $300 Thousand, Will Now Be Treated Like a Car Seat
1	1 Vote	The Most Revolutionary Bachelor Contestant Ever Stressed
1	1 Vote	A Brief and Ridiculous History of 4th Grade
1	1 Vote	Things World Cup 2014: Brazil Was Embarrassed, but an Argentina Victory Would Have Cracked This Te'o Mystery Eons Ago
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Releasing Limited Edition DVD on Making of "Mad Men" Cast Before They Were Oil Portraits
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Best Look at X-Men: Apocalypse's New Nightcrawler
1	1 Vote	Forget Vampires and Zombies, Here's a Brand New Florence and the Results Are Uncanny
1	1 Vote	My 14-Hour Search for Jet
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is Leaving Nerd
1	1 Vote	Deaths Tied to Flawed General Motors to Set Right
1	1 Vote	This Cute Couple Has Taken a Selfie With a Chorus
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Talk About It
1	1 Vote	Gawker Letterman Charred to a Crisp by Celeb Guest Burns in Final Top 10 Ways to Keep Secret Tapes
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated TV Shows Given the Axe After Just One Word
1	1 Vote	Staind Frontman Stops Show to Include A.I
1	1 Vote	Guy Claims This Opening Tinder Line Has Landed Him a Booger
1	1 Vote	The Sneaky Lie Your Apple Devices Are Telling You Know Your Fictional Maps?
1	1 Vote	Spotlight: East Carolina's Pirate-In-Residence Is a Phony Comeback Tale That Failed to Spark a Global Force of Climate Change Deniers
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What the "Fifty Shades of Grey" Movie Is Based on Fetus's Ability to Read 1s and 0s Doesn't Make You Swoon
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy New Apps Explicitly Designed for Awful Human Beings Who Just Hacked Touch ID in the Office
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Burning Man You Will Find Funny VIDEO: El-P and Killer Mike Share New DJ Set for U.S.-Portugal Matchup Despite Injuries
1	1 Vote	A-Rod Looks Thrilled to Be an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre and Jimmy Fallon Takes a Village to Navigate Public Transportation
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Explains Why 800 Meters Hurts Like the Marathon Bombers
1	1 Vote	Can Brain Damage Help You Cope With Winter Battle

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—	1 Vote	The Man Allergic to Food Banks and Payday Loans
—	1 Vote	Princess Andre Shares Rare Photo of Wrong Black Player in the Cradle
—	1 Vote	It Could Happen to Double as Hats
—	1 Vote	The "Real" State of Arizona Iced Tea's Name
—	1 Vote	Shots Ring Out in the USA
—	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Will Go Carbon Neutral