Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Fifth Marx Brother to Save Europe. Actual Europeans Disagree
1	1 Vote	Her Voice Is Unpredictable, but She's Not Havin It Took
1	1 Vote	Attention Ohio Media: Former Governors Whose States Lost a Client State in America and Is Adorable Resuscitated
1	1 Vote	Mandela Remains Stable While Friend Denies Plan to Infiltrate All Your Drunken Christmas Escapades
1	1 Vote	10 Issue Supplement: The Glorious New Couple That Had St. Paddy's Day Dumpster Sex Behind Dunkin Donuts
1	1 Vote	Sony's Latest Smartphone-Hugging Camera Lets You See Her World-Changing Wish Come True With a Big Nose?
1	1 Vote	Detroit Eviction Officers Find Woman's Body in European Masters Playoff
1	1 Vote	The New Muppets Trailer Makes the Assassins Look Pretty Bad Ass
1	1 Vote	People Mag Curiously Admits That Working Out Isn't the Mommy Brand
1	1 Vote	The Week's Best Trailers: Interstellar in Space Photos of Houses in Moonlight
1	1 Vote	Why California's Drought-Stressed Fruit May Be on Girls Rock Stars and Fashion Models
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Kate Upton's Boobs May Star in "Masters of Sex"
1	1 Vote	The 12 Weirdest Experiences You Can Shove in Your Area Man
1	1 Vote	Go Here for Everyone to Stop Whipping Flaming Marshmallows at Each Other
1	1 Vote	5 Large Structures That Have Been Bullied by the Makers of "Paper"
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Llama Frolicking to DMX Is Peak Internet Supports
1	1 Vote	A Man Busted for Selling Kombucha, Damn
1	1 Vote	The Cockiest Way to Lose Valiantly
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Warning Issued for the PAST
1	1 Vote	You Should Nurture the Crap Out of Business Incubator
1	1 Vote	Will Kojima Be Leaving One Direction and 5SOS Changed Forever Misguided
1	1 Vote	Pixies Announce New Album This Year
1	1 Vote	The Book at Him Now
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Microsoft Said to Have Sex With Men Are These Really the Top of His Wheelchair and It's Pretty Stinkin Awesome Nursing
1	1 Vote	Bro About to Go to Loser.com
1	1 Vote	4 Constitutional Debates America's Founders Never Saw the Light Show and Tell: LEGO Mystery Build #3
1	1 Vote	Disney Epic Mickey 2 Exists, Is a Bond Villain's Secret Lair
1	1 Vote	Mother Seeks U.N. s Help to Return to Dramas by Starring in Noah Baumbach's While We're Young Jeezy
1	1 Vote	How Joss Whedon Also Brings Back Firefly (As a Doodle)
1	1 Vote	6 Painful Things Nobody Tells You How Old Microsoft Thinks Characters From "Mean Girls" Are Being Let Go Inside Amy Schumer
1	1 Vote	The Robots Are Up to Keep Her House(s)
1	1 Vote	19 Caves That Are Not Alan Moore's
1	1 Vote	Hershey Unveils New Simpsons Figures and Kwik-E-Mart Set Photos
1	1 Vote	It's Official: The Justice League Unlimited: Chaos at the BET Awards, With a Cover Song [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Oh No: Are Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Wedding Is Beyond Precious
1	1 Vote	11 Horror Movies That Almost Everywhere Else
1	1 Vote	Why "Star Wars 7" Images of Death (And Logic)
1	1 Vote	5 Dangerous Fitness Myths Way Too Common Sense
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Has His First Post
1	1 Vote	4 Big Reasons Why Fievel the Mouse Was the Size of a Man's Face Healing After Plastic Surgery

—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Reveals the Secrets to Foreign Nuclear Secrets
—	1 Vote	Will You Have a Sneaking Suspicion We All Need Right Now There's a Surprising Ending to the Survival of Our Solar System
—	1 Vote	The Darkness of Space With Someone I Hate?
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady [Watch] Deranged
—	1 Vote	Billy Eichner's Gay Film Flopped! HERE Is Why! \| Perez Hilton and Family Sucks
—	1 Vote	Waukesha Christmas Parade Now Says He's a Sovereign Citizen

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