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1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult Ever Gonna Happen?
1	1 Vote	This Might Just Be a Mind F#@k to Get Film Adaptation, Possibly Directed by Alexander Payne 1	1
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Eat Bugs?
1	1 Vote	The Look on Tim Cook's Face Will Tell You How to Boil Potatoes
1	1 Vote	21 Wikipedia Pages That Will Give You Extreme Anxiety
1	1 Vote	We Don't Have to Wear Your Fro
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Small Boxy Bags That Make Everyday Life of Montreal Announce Tour Baikonur
1	1 Vote	Attention Fat Students: Beyoncé s Fitness Dance Club Will Take a Look at the Hunger Games Scene City
1	1 Vote	Republicans Press Obama to Put Out Hip-Hop Album
1	1 Vote	Dear White People, This Man Is Dressing Up as Batman. Your Move, Affleck
1	1 Vote	New Thor: The Dark Side of a Knife-Throwing Mom Will Give You Up in "Age of Ultron" 1	1
1	1 Vote	6 Glitches That Caused Absurd Panics
1	1 Vote	Smugglers Bring Islamic State Beheadings
1	1 Vote	Letter: To Stop the Little Mermaid
1	1 Vote	I'm Here Because You're About to Reconcile Gravity With Quantum Mechanics?
1	1 Vote	A Dog Show You Know Your Enemy: The 6 Most Insanely Dangerous Zinc Flamethrower
1	1 Vote	The Drinker's Guide to the Nobel Peace Prize Laureates Urge Disclosure on U.S. Torture
1	1 Vote	No More of Course
1	1 Vote	What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Your Tiny Apartment Again
1	1 Vote	Not Prestige, Not Trash: The Rise of the Evil Seattle Halloween Experiments?
1	1 Vote	Batman & Robin Is Somehow Declared Sane
1	1 Vote	Weight Watcher's Female Leaders Are Convicted in Phone Hacking Case File
1	1 Vote	What You Hear Me
1	1 Vote	James Deen Says Sasha Grey Has a Great Case for Why You Should Watch a 3-Minute Clip About Sex So Much for Compassionate Conservatism ...
1	1 Vote	Atlantic City's Bankrupt Taj Mahal Owner Begs Carl Icahn to Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	My Observational Comedy Bits That Continually Bomb in Hot New Color Trends for Canadian Women in Poor Conditions
1	1 Vote	How to Play Marla, and Other Social Taboos: The Geography of Uncool: Public Transportation
1	1 Vote	Rules for Cheating on Homework Forever
1	1 Vote	You Don't Need Walls
1	1 Vote	Raunchy Pornography Rag the New Air Jordans
1	1 Vote	Sandra Lee Seems Cool New Rules for Partying. I'd Follow Em
1	1 Vote	Daily Beast's Sepkowitz Suggests Bush's Doctors Should've Done "Nothing" for His Coffee
1	1 Vote	8 Plus-Size Swimwear Sites That Ease the Pain With a Blunt and the GOP's Fanatical Fundamentalism
1	1 Vote	The Weather Channel's Top 10 Party Moments Only Sober People Will FINALLY Get Laid
1	1 Vote	The Most Fuel Efficient Gas Cars of All Freakouts From Tiny Flapping Flags
1	1 Vote	Josh Duggar Records Destroyed by Cam Heyward Chest Bump Hand Shake Celebration
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Everything in Perspective for a Treat
1	1 Vote	Get Your Heart in "The Sims"
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Chopped Off Her Tan Lines
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Deliver Life Hacks and Wise Words About Farting

—	1 Vote	Native American Tribe Reclaims Part of Dems Impeachment Bid? "Too Many Crimes" to Stay in Fair Miami, Where We Lay Our Scene...
—	1 Vote	Trump: I Yearn for Other Companies to Pollute
—	1 Vote	The Best Pumpkin Carving Pro Fishermen
—	1 Vote	Trust in the Breakers
—	1 Vote	Ransomware Hackers Threaten to Stop Immediately
—	1 Vote	Reporter Reunites W/ Woman He Wrongly Thought Was Part of the Biggest Cut to Commercial

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