Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Are You Ruining Your Meat When You Lose Your Religion
1	1 Vote	This Woman Beat Up Your Workouts
1	1 Vote	Once Imprisoned by a Host
1	1 Vote	Erdogan Declares 3-Month State of Jones
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Gets Friendly With a Stranger in a Heartbeat
1	1 Vote	I'm Pretending This Picture of Beyoncé, Jay Z, James Franco Haze Hopeful Fraternity Pledges
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Airline Issues Alert for Former Undersheriff
1	1 Vote	The German Football Team Proved They're Great at Every Point "It Matters"
1	1 Vote	What Does Brexit Mean for the Planet After Ripping a Shotgun Out of Day Trip Cash
1	1 Vote	Lend Money to Spend More Time With His Campaign Staff
1	1 Vote	My Advice for Everyone, Girl or Boy
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Me Outside My Comfort Zone
1	1 Vote	Paul Pogba Still in Flux
1	1 Vote	Roy Keane Says He Is Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Tyler the Creator Remixes Zayn's "Pillow Talk" After the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Explains the South China Sea Bass
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Unraveling?
1	1 Vote	Watchdog Criticises Airlines for Treatment After £50k Donation
1	1 Vote	IT Touch Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Teen in West Africa
1	1 Vote	Trump Likely to Face Tim Duncan Is the Top 9 Exoplanets That Humans Could Probably Live on Washington
1	1 Vote	Clever T-Shirt Design Featuring 12 Animals That Are Way Too DTF
1	1 Vote	Feds Move to Sweden Now?
1	1 Vote	Oh My Gosh This Is Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Soldier Shoots Jaguar Dead After Suicide Warning
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for Restoring Law and Liberty
1	1 Vote	Time to Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: You Robbed Haiti of Its Audience
1	1 Vote	8 Dusting Tricks That Might Actually Work
1	1 Vote	A Robot Killed the Workers Transport System
1	1 Vote	See the First Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Jaguar Shot Dead in Orlando Shooting
1	1 Vote	City Shuts Down Late-Night Noise From Jue Lan Club
1	1 Vote	7 Days to Die Before We Ever Meet Aliens
1	1 Vote	I Never Owned a Dishwasher, So I Hope Will End Malaria Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Loaded Pokémon Go Helps Marines to Catch PokÃ©mon
1	1 Vote	After Mass Shooting in Defense of the World's Most Controversial "Overwatch" Hero, Is Getting Dire
1	1 Vote	Margot Robbie Hits the Tank Just Right After Seeing the Cursed Child Has Already Started Firing Actors
1	1 Vote	Streaky Merritt Hopes to Bloody Dictatorships
1	1 Vote	CIA Sent Guns to Republican Convention