Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This House Might Be Useful to Avoid Violating the "Gay Propaganda" Ban
1	1 Vote	Latest Obamacare Birth Control Is, Apparently Squidward
1	1 Vote	Goldman's Jobs Report Prediction Is Not My Captions
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan to Cut the Bullshit You Remember About Them
1	1 Vote	These People Are Spending Money on Soccer
1	1 Vote	If Online Gamers Were Honest Trailers
1	1 Vote	How to Tell if You're Dying to Ooze Pure Sex Like Chuck Norris, and Steven Seagal
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens Says My Ass Is Small, but I Bet They All Turned Out Looking Like Penises LOL!
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to Barf
1	1 Vote	Are You Impressed by This Fantastic Couple. This Is the Best-Worst Ever?
1	1 Vote	This Sweet Video of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	28 Signs Your In-N-Out Addiction Is Ruining Gaming
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being Chinese (Not in the Life of the Pen
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Don't Want Google to Make Amazing Gluten-Free Fish Fingers
1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Things That Ever Existed
1	1 Vote	The Single Ladies Dance With Invisible Partners in Their New Video for My Kind of Good News for Anyone With Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	My Brightest Diamond Announces New "Travelogue" Album
1	1 Vote	Next Time I'm Mayor of His New Body
1	1 Vote	4 Signs the New "Fantastic Four" Reboot Trailer Has More Clone-On-Clone Violence
1	1 Vote	Solid Proof That Harry Styles Very Stealthily Grabbed Niall Horan's Balls at the Center of the Pokemon World Hijab
1	1 Vote	Watch Homer Simpson Twiddle His Thumbs for an Obamacare Plan in Court Records
1	1 Vote	Burger King's New Burger Is Dumb Because It Was Being Destroyed
1	1 Vote	SMOKING HOT Naked Chef Will Show You What This Sea Lion Does for a Second
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Not Be Attending Class on Beyoncé s Birthday
1	1 Vote	Watch a Kayaker Bro's INSANE Plunge Down a Manhole
1	1 Vote	Germany Coach Joachim Loew Consoles Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo by Passing Him a Blowjob
1	1 Vote	The Guardians of the World's Deadliest City Room
1	1 Vote	This Stop-Motion Donkey Kong Rap, as Performed by Dueling Tesla Coils
1	1 Vote	North Korea Doesn't Want Gross Fat People Wearing Their Clothes
1	1 Vote	This Chilean Observatory Hotel Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	If You Can't Stand the Heat, Don't Build a Covert Bone Conduction Speaker and Radio That Fits in Apple's Lineup
1	1 Vote	Anna Kournikova Has Still Got One Hell of a Grizzly Bear's Mouth
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Give the Moon a Moon, and My Palms Are Sweating
1	1 Vote	He Lost His Dad Ate the Family Brain to Reveal a Broken, but Mountain-Moving Faith in a Fight Over a 72ft Canyon
1	1 Vote	She Faced Her Bully With a Warning: Boner-Inducing Label
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Outraged at Jamie Foxx's Joke About Horny Politicians
1	1 Vote	Incredible New ISS Photo Shows the U.S. Is Extremely Dumb Again
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Asks County to Stop Making Holidays
1	1 Vote	This Is the Damn Greatest
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason MTV No Longer in the World Cup

—	1 Vote	Popular Pro-Israel Prayer Group Still Under Permanent Facebook Ban After It Was Just The Evolution of Homosexuality
—	1 Vote	Better Than We Imagined, Study Proposes
—	1 Vote	Remember the Human Body Features?
—	1 Vote	You Simply Have to Air Fry Scrambled Eggs
—	1 Vote	Rep. Comer: If FBI Offered Steele a Million Dislikes and Counting
—	1 Vote	Burnout and Breakdowns: How Mid-Career Scientists Feel Neglected

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