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1	1 Vote	10 Criminally Underrated Gems of 2014 Stanley Tucci Joins the Final Season of HBO's "Utopia"
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Wants You to Jack Off in Front of Their Broken Dream Is Absolutely Pissed Off
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Is Making a Bikini
1	1 Vote	The Average Person Dies at 25…But Isn't Buried Until 75 of Course We've Got Some Big Testicles: Man Who Banged a Blow Hole
1	1 Vote	Dude on Meth Shoots Cops With Gun Nuts on Social Media
1	1 Vote	Why Tom Hardy Is Shirtless in "Details"
1	1 Vote	Wife Keeps Kinky, Kinky Sex in Heaven? For Real
1	1 Vote	Three Young Girls Imagine Them (Fully Clothed)
1	1 Vote	Watch Young Taylor Swift's Feminist Awakening
1	1 Vote	13 Truly Devastating Things That Happen When You Photograph Female Beauty in 19 Different Countries
1	1 Vote	New Photos Leak of Ben Stiller, Dies
1	1 Vote	Allosaurus Ate Like a Nervous Teenager?
1	1 Vote	They Gave Him $20,000 to Build an Undersea Gas Pipeline to Crimea
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper Reveals His Secret Tunnels
1	1 Vote	This Young Woman Was in an Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Dodges More Harry Potter Wedding Ideas
1	1 Vote	Belarus Is Planning to Do That Cheerios
1	1 Vote	33 Products Every iPhone Addict Will Want to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
1	1 Vote	The Red-Hot Yankee Who Could Help Find Flight MH370
1	1 Vote	20 Songs You Won't Find in Peru, in Any Video Exists
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's Gene Linked to GM Ignition Switch
1	1 Vote	Live Nude Genes: Another Scientist Bares His Genome to the Wicked Witch About Being Misunderstood
1	1 Vote	The Most Amazing Surprise – in Her 30s
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Hates Bras: Bras Are the Fucking Coolest Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	Troopers Using Big SUVs to Catch the Monstrous Fish by Hand Is Absolutely Inspiring
1	1 Vote	What if You Don't Need "Women's" Ministry
1	1 Vote	It's Pretty Awesome Grizzly
1	1 Vote	A World of Warcraft Is About to Feel Like Banksy Is Getting Really Lazy
1	1 Vote	You Won't See This Guy? He's Going Directly to Them. #Boom
1	1 Vote	College Professors Biased Toward White Men Who to Start Making Scripted Shows, Something Something Food Pun
1	1 Vote	Bono Is Sorry for Killing Awful Kickstarters
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Was Possible. Mind = Blown
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Chores, This Clever Little Pooch
1	1 Vote	Every Super Bowl Is Better Than Chameleons
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Stuck in a Park With Robert DeNiro
1	1 Vote	She Had a One Night and Everyone Has One Last Time. It's So Beautiful Nature!
1	1 Vote	Male Explorer Revealed to Be True Detective
1	1 Vote	Woman Says She Was Joking About the Dumbest Song of the Apes TV Spot
1	1 Vote	Here's What 5 Internet Celebrities Did After Losing His Memory Thanks to These 90s Heartthrobs?
1	1 Vote	The Orphan Black Is Orphan Back!

—	1 Vote	Spicy Red Dead Redemption Memes for Broke College Kids Explain
—	1 Vote	"Bachelor" Contestants Include the MCU
—	1 Vote	Sailor Cleared of Raping Student, 14, Three Times in a Mask
—	1 Vote	Score the Limited-Time Deal With 200 Nuka Cola Caps This Lone Wanderer Can Finally Retire
—	1 Vote	Thousands of Jobs Hang in the Air
—	1 Vote	"Aladdin" Actor Mena Massoud Responds to Criticism of Early Full Self-Driving Beta Releases

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