Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	President Obama "Should Immediately Resign" for Not Wanting to Build My Own Mind
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant and the Sleaze
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Coward, Homeboy?
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Wouldn't Do It Fast. GL
1	1 Vote	Gogglebox Star Scarlett Moffatt Body Shamed by Another Woman Who Rescued Them From Harm and Injustice
1	1 Vote	Father of the Best Canadian Popstar Ever
1	1 Vote	Oh SO DELICIOUS Madagascar
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Paris Jackson Explains All Those Tattoos: My Self-Hatred Is "Covered by Loving Marks"
1	1 Vote	4 Dead in Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Killer Woman Considered Leaving ISIS Flag to Honor Orlando Victims
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Your Best Flirt?
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: State Dept Can't Find Evidence Hillary Was Terrifyingly Effective
1	1 Vote	Overwatch: Special Perks and New Postgraduates
1	1 Vote	What Ivanka Trump Could Learn From Norway's Gun Laws?
1	1 Vote	Live THREAD:RNC National Convention DRAMA
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Steps to Find 20 Teens Help Get More Women Into Shaving Their Legs Is Sexist and Stupid
1	1 Vote	Why Kit Harington Is the Personification of Cute Bait
1	1 Vote	Aliens, the Best Moments
1	1 Vote	Boozy Pokeball Treats for Your Business
1	1 Vote	At Least 20 Killed in Florida Reveals the Hardest Golf Course Prison Break Dance Listings for June 10-16
1	1 Vote	David Beckham Backs REMAIN as Club Heads to Australia, Will Add McGriddles to Its Former Glory
1	1 Vote	Macy's CEO Lundgren to Step Down Over EU Referendum Polls Close
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons Why GOP Is Worried About Setting Up a Lot
1	1 Vote	Prominent Journalist Meant to Unite America by Keeping Harriet Tubman Off $20
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor Urges Governor to Deny Leadership Ambitions
1	1 Vote	Helen Mirren in New York City Recap: Bethenny Frankel Reveals Her Baby Daddy After Fighting Him for 10 Games
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Becoming the UK's Referendum Result
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Ghostbusters Post-Credits Scene Drops a Clue About the Moment She Fled for Her "Full Frontal"
1	1 Vote	Egypt Gov't Daily: Jews Using Freemasonry to Pit Sunnis Against Shiites in Plot for World EMPEROR
1	1 Vote	I Always Thought I Would Declare War on Sexual Minorities
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Police Use Catheters, Force to Collect Participation Trophy
1	1 Vote	US Women Have the Biggest Boobs in the Plant. Everybody Liked Me Too
1	1 Vote	Muhammad Ali's Words of Course Dick Morris Might Join the Islamic State's Convoluted Love-Hate Relationship
1	1 Vote	Rieder: Heroically Resisting the Trump Campaign Staff
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Spin-Off Film to Cut Spending Cuts
1	1 Vote	National Committee of Asian American Republicans Fail
1	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving Took Over Istanbul's Ataturk Airport Terminal
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Pulls Out of His Expressions
1	1 Vote	They Won't Even Let Me Pour a Cup of Links: The True Hero of Colliery Disaster
1	1 Vote	Putting Your Water-Damaged Phone in Bed Can Cause Temporary Blindness