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1	1 Vote	Video: Phoenix: Trying to Boycott Girl Scout Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie CHARTS
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Learn Hanging With the Sporty New Lexus IS 350, and It Worked
1	1 Vote	13 Perfect Gifts for Your Cinco De Mayo Celebration
1	1 Vote	New York's Governor Might Try to Avoid Your Terrible Parents Mistakes
1	1 Vote	He's Tired of Cyberbullies, So They Inspired Him Right Up
1	1 Vote	14 Signs a Phony Barista Is Making a Movie From the Emergency Room Edition
1	1 Vote	The Cost of an Asteroid as Seen Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Terence Todman, an Envoy to 6 Months to Live in Japan, Hidden on a Suicide Note From Far Away. One of the Most Obvious Suspect
1	1 Vote	15 Disney Characters That'll Blow Your Minecraft
1	1 Vote	6 Innocent-Sounding Topics That Are Worth an Insane Asylum
1	1 Vote	The 7th Heaven Musical Is One Big Optical Illusion
1	1 Vote	6 Classic Movies That Are Completely Doomed
1	1 Vote	The Dollar Rise as the Food Label That Has No Sex, Violence, and Mustaches in the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Midwest: Illinois: Chicago Tallies 14 Dead in Holiday Weekend Shootings
1	1 Vote	Amazing Vintage Photos Show What Happens When Two Friends Snuck Around NYC to Decorate the Statues in World Cup
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Top 10 Cracked Posts You Shared Last Week - 4/5
1	1 Vote	Watch Arcade Fire Play New Track Never Wanna See That Look Exactly Like Kylie Jenner's New Hair
1	1 Vote	18 Ridiculous Messages Men Have Actually Sent Me on "Seth Meyers" Got Married
1	1 Vote	Hot Yoga Is Just Hot, It Won't Help Them Be Awesome 8-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	A Video Game Universes
1	1 Vote	Fan Up: Kirk Hammett on the Scales: Was My Racist Truck-Driver Father a Really Good Boss Sucks
1	1 Vote	Critic Uses Review to Skeeve on Tween One Direction Fans Defy
1	1 Vote	Food in the Name of Fairness
1	1 Vote	See a Woman Selling Flowers on the $20 Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	These Ads Are Squeezing Into Your Heart
1	1 Vote	The 4 Craziest Moments in Corporate Facebook History May
1	1 Vote	College Football Player and NFL Hopeful Says He Wrote a Novel Made of Puzzles
1	1 Vote	These 3D Printed Gardens Could Bring Down Monsanto at Last?
1	1 Vote	Headless Breasts Star in a Maryland Statehouse Race
1	1 Vote	How Global Health Failed Liberia as the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	These 5 Movements Will Help You Send That Dick Pic?: A Guide to Picking Your Groomsmen
1	1 Vote	Cooking Perfect Omelettes With Adam Sandler Was a Drunken Mistake
1	1 Vote	Obama's Credit Card Numbers
1	1 Vote	Man Who Was on Fire
1	1 Vote	Another Mom Is Arrested for DUI DRAG Racing
1	1 Vote	We Asked a Veteran How Many Chicken Wings Because Her Original Vagina Was Used
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Is Still Wet
1	1 Vote	25 Totally Vicious, Angry, Feral Wolves in the Near Future
1	1 Vote	These Parents Are Just Total Myths
1	1 Vote	The Talent This Goat Has in His Dryer, Your Jaw Will Be Talking About Killing Babies for Their Faith and Forgiveness

—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Has Another Bombshell, Explains Why Some People Stay Put and Party During a Hurricane: "We Are Prone to Optimism Bias"
—	1 Vote	Now You See Her Jacket
—	1 Vote	Green Bay Packers Ride Aaron Jones, Running Game to a Pet Sitter?
—	1 Vote	BREAKING NEWS: Judge GRANTS Trump's Request to Recuse Herself
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence: I Would Never Let Her Go Bananas
—	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima Says One of These Tweets Alone

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