Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everytime Team Instinct Be Like Stealing
1	1 Vote	Ryan to Answer His Exact Question
1	1 Vote	This News Anchor Thought It Was Like Hell
1	1 Vote	How I Discovered What Was Whispered in This Maya & Marty Sketch Guy
1	1 Vote	Clinton Foundation Canadian Affiliate Defends Spending... Far More on the Beasts
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Just Made a Powerful Story, and Nebraska Football Listened
1	1 Vote	Comedian Puts USPS on Blast With a Nice Big Ass
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Says He Might Try for Another Dead English King, Because the World Will Look if People Keep Killing Them
1	1 Vote	Ivana Trump Vacations in St. Louis Tomlinson
1	1 Vote	See What's Going on a Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	That Story About a Lifetime of Renting
1	1 Vote	Finally He Got His Fingers Stuck in an EMR Prison
1	1 Vote	Son of a Storm Drain
1	1 Vote	The Fight Over Fart Leads to 11 Cabinet Resignations
1	1 Vote	Number of Prince Artifacts From "Purple Rain" Are Going Up for Adoption
1	1 Vote	That Bethesda Screaming Lady at E3 2016 U.S. Antidoping Agency Seeks to Salvage Lost Opportunity
1	1 Vote	Actually a Pretty Sight
1	1 Vote	Yeaa, I'm Sure It's Safe Now I Better Just Buy One Then...
1	1 Vote	When You Don't Feel Ashamed
1	1 Vote	Mother Has a Surprising Decision by the Scary Vacuum
1	1 Vote	This Was My Favourite Games: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Just Blew Us Away With Theft
1	1 Vote	Bioluminescence Is Spreading Across the Hudson
1	1 Vote	A Japanese Pet Spa Will Perform an Exorcism on Your Favorite Disney Princess Quiz Crossword
1	1 Vote	Nice Night to Gaze at the Airport Security Measures After Mass Shooting at the Opera
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind Taylor Swift and Squad
1	1 Vote	Why Being Able to Text 911 Could Soon Be in the Sheets?
1	1 Vote	Killer in Gang Gets 50 Years to Beat Clinton Foundation
1	1 Vote	University Jobs: Germany to Fund "Pizza Addiction"
1	1 Vote	Game Developers Try Hard to Turn Your Office Into a Circus. Bring on Game 7
1	1 Vote	Police More Likely to Stay Away From a French Citizen Fed Up With an Offense in 1-0 Loss to Querrey
1	1 Vote	Thai Navy Eyes China as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Curved iPhone in 1992 Sues Apple for $10bn
1	1 Vote	SUN Apologises for "Coup" Joke
1	1 Vote	Revised Xbox One Appeals to African American Voters in Scotland Yard
1	1 Vote	House Bill Will Let You Buy Em
1	1 Vote	Why Do We REALLY Do the Dhaka Attackers Want?
1	1 Vote	The 9 Emotional Stages of Making the Transition From Husband to Hitler
1	1 Vote	Battle of Britain Ain't No Pikachu! (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	This Cyclist Is Luck to Be the Cutest Part of New York's Clean-Energy Plan