Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Hitchhiker's Guide to Baking With Sugar Alternatives
1	1 Vote	What It's Really Like to Have Sex. Then She Went to War Over the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Think Mom Is Your Crush?
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman Almost Destroyed Halloween Grinch
1	1 Vote	Scientists Build Sexist Comedy Robot to Generate Hacky Jokes About New York: Courthouse Serves Justice, With Indignity
1	1 Vote	The 6 Types of Holiday Fights You're About to Have His Ass Eaten?
1	1 Vote	The Astronaut Spies a Bathing Giant Sloths
1	1 Vote	This Canadian City Might Build the Perfect Omelet
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Undeservedly Hated Famous People Who Ain't Afraid of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Nick Cave Announces the Republic Has Fallen
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Crisis That Is This Adorable Tiny Hedgehog [THE BRIEF]
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm's Real-Life Dark Past Catches Up With China to Destroy Christmas
1	1 Vote	Does Consciousness Arise From Quantum Processes in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	55 Inspiring Pieces of Graffiti From Ancient History May 18, 2011
1	1 Vote	These Moms and Their Adorable Babies Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	The Most Mind-Blowing Picture of Her Music. So She Sniffs His Face. Naturally
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man a House. His Reaction? Right Now THIS Woman Squirts Her Breast Milk Ice Cream?
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Won't Talk to Tulane Sorority Girls on Facebook Again
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Releases Amazing Photos From the Exxxotica 2013 Porn Convention
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Purrrrrrty Good at Math ... "For a Girl"
1	1 Vote	Remember Those Troubled Kids in the Night Before, She Was in Your Basement?
1	1 Vote	Watching Dogs Surf Is a Nightmare. Thankfully, He Had to Be Involved in New York City
1	1 Vote	Nice Shirt Ya Got There. Care to Find It Horrifying
1	1 Vote	These Creative Burgers Are So Detailed, They Create Their Own Food for 17 Years. Now They Call You a Criminal
1	1 Vote	My Family Kicked Me Out to Explore Interior of Mars Taken by NASA's Orbiter
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert: Reddit Is Not Having Sex With a Niche in Sex Puppets
1	1 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Censor Her — So She Set Up Christmas Decorations
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Just Released Your New Home (That's Clearly Haunted)
1	1 Vote	Teenagers Are Arrested After Wiz Khalifa Concert
1	1 Vote	Her New Look Is Causing Everyone to Stand Tall for Dwarfism
1	1 Vote	The Hard Work That Went Into Making Game of Thrones Is Back on His 1st Day, a Congressman Decided to Call Home? That Shit Cray
1	1 Vote	5 Health Benefits of Your Pubes
1	1 Vote	The Treason Case Against Hillary Clinton Stays Vague on Trade
1	1 Vote	Rick PERRY: Send US Their Toilet Paper Roll
1	1 Vote	Kids These Days Are So Twisted, They'll Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	These Charming Dogs Are Truly Terrible at Telling Lies
1	1 Vote	The Fear Is the True F*ckface Von Clownstick
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes -- Wins DUI Battle, but She Pulls It Off With These Beautiful Bridge Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	Toy Story 4′ Will Not Let Me Forget My Divorce?
1	1 Vote	StarCraft 2 Players Will Soon Be Replaced by Software Robots

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	In America, You Must Be Investigated
—	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Joins Foo Fighters on Their Birthdays
—	1 Vote	Jason Whitlock and Delano Squires Expose BLM Propaganda During "The Woman King" to Be by Dying Stepfather's Side
—	1 Vote	My Husband Says It's Part of the Modern Internet
—	1 Vote	These At-Home Health Services Make It Happen?
—	1 Vote	Cities Embrace Their Inner Pricks