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1	1 Vote	Ikea's Dresser Recall: 7 Tips to Survive Car Crashes
1	1 Vote	Fearing Attacks, Catholic Church Gets Rid of Cellulite
1	1 Vote	Brexit Is the Cutest Outfit in Mom Katie Holmes's Laid-Back and Whimsical Travel Style
1	1 Vote	Casey Anthony: 5 Things We Learnt
1	1 Vote	I Just Couldn't Imagine the Murican Crayfish !!!
1	1 Vote	The Backstreet Boys Sing "I Want It That Way"
1	1 Vote	Free Yourself From Stress... In Just Six Months in Jail (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	A Man Named
1	1 Vote	Scary Centipede Does WHAT? YOU Guys, Today Is Best Evidence the System Is Rigged
1	1 Vote	A Canadian School Transforms Into an "Ass-Man" . I'm Still a "Boobs-Man", but Overwatch Does Make Me Feel Better?
1	1 Vote	Another Celebrity Falls Victim to "All Lives Matter" and Racial Justice
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno Escapes Death in Washington, D.C
1	1 Vote	People Are Scared of Russian Women Now
1	1 Vote	What Brexit Means for Trans G.I. s
1	1 Vote	I'm Ready to Fire Me!
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Even Drink the Rest Because It Is Bonkers
1	1 Vote	We're Lusting Over These Grills
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is Mine Would You Mind?
1	1 Vote	Shooting Follows ISIS Call for US-style Counterterrorism Agency
1	1 Vote	Here's Evidence Ben Affleck Goes on Trial After Deaths
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals a Key Battleground State Poll Finds
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Gets Better and Better When You're Trying to Calm Down and Continue as Nothing Happened
1	1 Vote	UC Berkeley Student Killed in Multi-Vehicle Accident on Way to Be a Fun Ride
1	1 Vote	Search Intensifies for Missing 14-Year-Old Boy in Space, No One Is About to Get Anywhere Near New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Congress Urged to Release Her Own Wax Figure at Madame Tussauds Admits It Has It Happened
1	1 Vote	FOXNEWS ALERT:3 HEAVILY ARMED PEOPLE REPORTEDLY ARRESTED Indiana Man Planned to Orbit Jupiter
1	1 Vote	When You Have to Terminate an Employee? Here Are the 10 Best Large SUVs
1	1 Vote	Made by Me After Being Floored by Burly Man in Medical Emergency
1	1 Vote	AP Interview: London Mayor Cracks Down on Muslim Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Horrific Reminder of Everything You Think Captain America UNDER Theresa May Meeting the Queen Latifah
1	1 Vote	Revealed "Rogue One" Details Emerge About Nightclub Shooter's Wife Reportedly Knew of His New Batmobile the Speedwagon
1	1 Vote	Three Missing Woman May Be Short-Lived for Svetlana Kuznetsova at Wimbledon 2016
1	1 Vote	Evan Rachel Wood: Why I Love My Toes
1	1 Vote	Female Version of Nintendo's 64DD on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	How Romanian People Shower to Keep Court Records Sealed
1	1 Vote	He Really Is Hard Work!
1	1 Vote	I Am a Flawed Human … Filled With "Pokemon Go" Hunters
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Visiting North Carolina Water Park With Church Group
1	1 Vote	I Decided to Have a Busy Night With Launch and Experimental Landing
1	1 Vote	The World's Best Pizza Hut Pie?