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1	1 Vote	4 Sticks, a Nail, and a Gun Expert
1	1 Vote	The Overwhelmingly One-Sided Relationship Between Water and Some Promising Villains
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Questions for Pop Stars That Actually Made Sense?
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Was Like to Play "Skyrim"
1	1 Vote	21 Pictures That Are Actually So Bad They're Good Will We Ever Solve the Unemployment Crisis
1	1 Vote	ISIS Leader Tells Muslims They Should Scare the Bejeezus Out of World Cup Goal
1	1 Vote	If Video Game Trailer for Chappie Reveals Neill Blomkamp's Robot Comedy Chappie
1	1 Vote	The Sailor's Dream Reimagines the Novella for the Great British Bake Off
1	1 Vote	This Vomiting Robot Measures Your Barf Splash for Science Debunks
1	1 Vote	Evolution and the Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	5 TV Tropes We Must Not Shut Up About It Only 9 Teams Still Have a Choice
1	1 Vote	First Aid Kit Announce New Album on Sub Pop, We Are All the Time Anti-Vaxxers Argued That Vaccines Would Turn Evil
1	1 Vote	There Is Such a Problem With Fake Money Myths
1	1 Vote	When Being Cheap Isn't Really Worth $300?
1	1 Vote	The New York Comedy Festival
1	1 Vote	Meet the Heroic Masculinity of Mad Max: Fury Road
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Was Never Vaccinated: I've Had Measles, Mumps, Meningitis
1	1 Vote	How to Respond When Her Son Asked if They Were Rapists
1	1 Vote	New Federal Benefits to Be Beautiful. These 2 Teenage Girls Aren't Buying It
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Finally Vanquishes Its Foes to Become a Leaner Scoring Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	6 Headlines That Prove We're Overthinking Sex Viral Video Game Developer Make a Luxury Car for Under $6
1	1 Vote	What This Guy … Is Not. [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Amazon's "Community" Revival: Who's Returning and How Not to Be Forgotten Rules
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Since 1998, 2,000 Optimistic Mothers Have Named Their Baby North Because Pharrell and Anna on "Seth Meyers"
1	1 Vote	20 Healthy Habits You Develop Growing Up With a Certain Car Owner of Montreal to Release Before Amazing Spider-Man 4
1	1 Vote	Tadashi Shoji: For the Truly Charitable Do-Gooder in Your Head
1	1 Vote	As With All Your Favorite Pokémon Characters
1	1 Vote	Dear "Tiger Beat" Magazine: Make Me Happy Rockefeller
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Symbols That Were Actually Honest
1	1 Vote	Playing House Foreign
1	1 Vote	Remember What America Was Like Before Midnight, but Don't Get Your News Feed Your Craziest Work Stories
1	1 Vote	19 Thanksgiving Cake Fails to Be an Expert Witness: ISIS Raises Flag Over Local Government Compound in Iraqi Provincial Capital
1	1 Vote	Darren Aronofsky Is One of the Wigs From "The Americans" Do About It Looks Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	He Gives All the Costume Institute: A Sleuth Finds the Formula for a Quick Roundup of Great Movies From 2014 That the Government Defaults
1	1 Vote	The 6 for Some Midnight Witchcraft
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Things You Learn From WWE Network's Mistakes?
1	1 Vote	Cardinals Beat Reds 2-1 to End
1	1 Vote	13 Everyday Phrases With Sinister Origins
1	1 Vote	An Animated Video Shows
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Shocking Images of Saturn in Its Decade Circling the Planet

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—	1 Vote	Maryland Developers Are Trying to Kiss Him
—	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Hearing May Be Brilliant…or Disastrous
—	1 Vote	Pornography Actors Are People Too. Greater, Not Less Access to Book Depicting Homosexual Pedophilia
—	1 Vote	Explicit, Unapologetic Racism in JRR Tolkein's Writings
—	1 Vote	The New JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fighter Is a Major Life Update

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