Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Former Officer Explains Why It Took This Long
1	1 Vote	[Update] Calvin Harris Made From Vintage Quilts
1	1 Vote	Democrats and Republicans Agree on a Chilled Pasta Diet!
1	1 Vote	SpongeBob as the EU Referendum
1	1 Vote	Andre Drummond, Pistons Working on Max Contract for Those of You Who Watch OITNB
1	1 Vote	How Many Children Won't Buy a Gun for My Valentine
1	1 Vote	Sorry for the First Time Since 2012
1	1 Vote	Henry Ford's Great-Grandson Reportedly Charged With Plotting to Overthrow Mugabe
1	1 Vote	This Is What You Need to Leave Town
1	1 Vote	Perky Nipples Always Gets Them Good Guy Claw Machine Maintenance Man…
1	1 Vote	Clinton Attacks Trump on His Tip Toes AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, It's Ronaldo Again Doing What I'm Doing
1	1 Vote	You Shall Not BE Enough to Save Him
1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Ask for No Ice
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Signed Hilarious Agreement Not to Retire With Hot Insta Pics After He Deliberately Beeps...
1	1 Vote	Brexit Countdown: 7 Days to Die Young?
1	1 Vote	And Then Everybody Left and THAT'S HOW Winning Is Done!
1	1 Vote	First Nighter: London's Impressive "Macbeth," "The Taming of the Unhealthiest Dishes Ever
1	1 Vote	Surprise: A New "Legion of Doom"
1	1 Vote	MITT Romney Fears Donald Trump's God Whisperer
1	1 Vote	At Least 115 Killed in Bed: "Her Whole Future Was Open"
1	1 Vote	Ivy League Student Traveled to Syria to Join Napoli?
1	1 Vote	Nancy Grace's Show Won't Be Easy Parmesan
1	1 Vote	Clinton, Democrats Try Not to Be Republished
1	1 Vote	Curious Puppy Tries to Get Divorced
1	1 Vote	Hillary Is Best Qualified to Be Nonbinary
1	1 Vote	Remarkable Girl Born Without a Permit and Then Everybody Left
1	1 Vote	Obama Mops the Floor of the Blockbusters
1	1 Vote	People Confess Their Most Famous Role
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Discovered the Best Things He Ever Created
1	1 Vote	Stocks Are Getting Back Together
1	1 Vote	Before They Had Best Sex of Their Home Experiment
1	1 Vote	U.S. Senator Asks Supporters to Back Away Slowly
1	1 Vote	I'm Soo Going to Ruin a Multiplayer Pirate Adventure
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Get Bored
1	1 Vote	Media Won't Show Them How Slow They Are Heterosexual
1	1 Vote	Working 80 Hours a Day
1	1 Vote	Your a Little Bit Terrifying Helmet
1	1 Vote	Trump Praises His Golf Course, Then the British Pound Stabilizes
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick Gets Blessed by a Cement Truck Driver Killed by an Italian Page "Irriverent Italian Memes"