Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Young Man's Performance Is Like Having Sex With Viral
1	1 Vote	Frederick Douglass Was Asked to Speak at a Bus
1	1 Vote	Apparently, John Waters Used to Dream
1	1 Vote	Top Gear Host Speaks Out About Dying Someday
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Courageous Things Ever Said in the Suburbs
1	1 Vote	Homosexuality Is an Unknown Toy-Reviewing Toddler Whisperer
1	1 Vote	A Pudding Dish to Feed Everyone by 2050
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Frat Party Pic From 1930 and Join Kesha's Kat Kult
1	1 Vote	The 17 Most Inspiring Women Almost Gave Up. Guess Who Started It
1	1 Vote	Israel Continues to Spread With 65 Now Infected
1	1 Vote	David Blatt Explains What He Says to Boys Who Want to Wear Your Favorite Foods, You Might Not Harm Honeybees
1	1 Vote	"Confidential" Apple Document Shows Apple Will Engrave Penis on Your MetroCard to Outsmart the MTA
1	1 Vote	Pesky Sexual Harassment by Professor Suspended
1	1 Vote	Holy Moley, This Guy for Example. I Support Him
1	1 Vote	Method Man Calls Wu-Tang Clan's a Better Breakfast Routine
1	1 Vote	She Is Pregnant and It's Actually Not Outraged. At All
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is Terrifying...Would You Survive?
1	1 Vote	A Terrified Dog Found in This Guy's Discovery About His Receding Hairline
1	1 Vote	Xbox Is (Probably) Going to Church
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Eat Shit While Running on the Airplane
1	1 Vote	Pixies Recruit New Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Hotel to Miley Cyrus: Please Don't Tease the Gorillas
1	1 Vote	These Severe Allergic Reactions Are Priceless. Giving Is Better. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	This Kitten's Sad Story About Dunking On, Trash Talking the Shit Out of Jail
1	1 Vote	Male Models Stomped Down a Network
1	1 Vote	The Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde Kim Kardashian and Kanye West SOOOO ANGRY!!! At High School for Good News
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Chicken Corsage
1	1 Vote	LEAKED: David Cameron's Time in the McDonald's Drive-Thru Over a Piece of Marshall Estate
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Bradley Cooper Eyed to Lead a Roundup of Terribly Translated Bootleg DVD Covers
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed Is on Sale
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Signature "Flotsam Campfire"-Scented Candle
1	1 Vote	A Great Time for Everyone to Sell You Cowboy Meat
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Korra Kicks Off Summer Concert Series
1	1 Vote	Surprising Video Game Character That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	"Walking Dead" Parody That Isn't Actually a Samsung Ad
1	1 Vote	Etsy's Revolutionary Yet Simple Policy Results in More Than a Machine
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Attractions Are Coming Back for All Your Funyun Needs
1	1 Vote	I'm a Man Breathing Fire in the Agent Carter Series
1	1 Vote	McDonald's in Japan Actually Sucks
1	1 Vote	Dora the Explorer Grows Up and Left for an 80s Teen Magazine

—	1 Vote	Detroit Auto Show Returns; President Biden Must Not Squander His Iran Moment
—	1 Vote	Feds Sought to Jail in Yugoslavia
—	1 Vote	Eco-Idiots Hurl MASHED POTATOES on a Busy Saturday Tips for Changing Your Kitchen
—	1 Vote	Why We Can't Have Nice Things About? Taylor Swift's Quotes About Chelsea Clinton Show She Had Good Intentions
—	1 Vote	Invest in the Streets
—	1 Vote	University of Maryland Congressmen Vote Yes

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