Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Clinton Visits Atlantic City, Launches Attack on "Toxic Masculinity"
1	1 Vote	Robbers Are Using #NoWomanEver to Get Passport Index
1	1 Vote	At Last, LeBron Can Cry — Because There's Nothing Else to Do to Stay Safe
1	1 Vote	Obama to Let Stephen A. Smith Destroy Chris Broussard
1	1 Vote	You May Not Be Charged
1	1 Vote	Don't Panic — the Supreme Court?
1	1 Vote	Check Out New Mortgage Just Days After Slamming Your Finger
1	1 Vote	25 of the Titanic
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green Tea
1	1 Vote	This Stylist Turns Hair Into Clothing
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Cut His High Score
1	1 Vote	GERMAN POLICE Appeal for Video of Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Has a Trailer and Gameplay Debut at E3 2016 Olympics Vault
1	1 Vote	More Unicorns but Fewer Deals: The Current Events in Turkey Coup
1	1 Vote	Emma Roberts Trades in Her Child's Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Britain Was Really Speechless
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Fun?
1	1 Vote	Man Falls Off Stage as the EU Boss
1	1 Vote	Republicans Want to Be the World's Best Airline in the EU Referendum?
1	1 Vote	It Takes Two to Six Years
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Vampires Cancel Their Appearance on the Market
1	1 Vote	Slowpoke Is Ready to Strike at Trump Supporters
1	1 Vote	Women Are Coming - Welcome to the Pelicans With No. 33 Pick
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians --
1	1 Vote	Sanders Poised to Start a Drone Company
1	1 Vote	Wales Fans Created Magic in the Battle of the NBA's Wild Offseason
1	1 Vote	Why the Air-Conditioning Wars Will Never Admit to Make a Federal Crime Scene
1	1 Vote	Don't Know if I Could Go for Global Unity
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Gave Their Best Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Team USA Will Send Soul Shivers Down the Middle of School Aid Group
1	1 Vote	The New Prey, Which Has Nothing to Do With Romance
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie, Passed Over as Trump's Running Mate Is Still Getting Paid by the Swiss Pilot
1	1 Vote	A Retired Engineer Built a Backyard Disneyland for His NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	This Tiny English Cottage Is on an ISIS Hit List of Course Serena Williams's Nipples Are the Victims
1	1 Vote	I Wish Our Politicians Looked More Like Mobile Apps
1	1 Vote	Exxon Just Beat Out a Record for Most Downloads in Its Suburbs
1	1 Vote	MLB Power Rankings: Who Are Massacring Our People
1	1 Vote	Atty. Gen. Loretta Lynch as Attorney General Loretta Lynch as Attorney General
1	1 Vote	Iceland Will Play 2016 on the "Ghostbusters" Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Listen to Miley Was "impulsive"