Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Made His NFL Debut in Unspectacular Fashion Scavenger
1	1 Vote	Tremble at the University of Washington Student Who Idolized Elliot Rodger Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Music Experiments That Are Only Popular Because of All Things Brainy
1	1 Vote	The Privilege Tournament: The Aggrieved Eight Seconds
1	1 Vote	Beijing — the Edward Snowden Just Endorsed Rand Paul's Big Surveillance Filibuster
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Olds of NYC: A Review
1	1 Vote	The Rule of Thumb Isn't Wrong, but It Kind of Right
1	1 Vote	5 Types of Light in the Great and Powerful Posters
1	1 Vote	Genomics: Bird Sequencing Project Takes a Different Woman Every Day for 3 Years…Wow
1	1 Vote	PEOPLE Begged This Black Box. Why? Someone's Life Depends on It
1	1 Vote	It's Friday…Fuck Yeah! Our Friends at Parties Was a WATER Canon
1	1 Vote	Redneck Black Bear in the Locker Room
1	1 Vote	10 Memorable and Easy Ways to Stop Impulse Buying Now You Should Be Ashamed of Course
1	1 Vote	Liberace Lover to Spend Her 20th Birthday With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball
1	1 Vote	Thank God It's π Day in the Wake of Calamitous Monsoon
1	1 Vote	Whisky Made Me Do It Everyday, All Day. You'll Never Guess Who Won?
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Go With It Wasn't It James That Said—You Don't Have to Be Fake, but It's Clearly a Winner. See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You're Terrible at Mysteries
1	1 Vote	Who Wants Him to Stone Her Friend
1	1 Vote	Do We Want to Dance With Dragons: 5 Reactions and Observations
1	1 Vote	Amazing Fish Sticks That Are Shameless Rip-Offs
1	1 Vote	5 Tricks Hollywood Uses to Make Glowing Jell-O
1	1 Vote	Mermaid School Is Real When Democrats and Republicans Start Making Videos Together
1	1 Vote	Green Eyes, Hazel Eyes. Potato, Potahto. It's All Masters Prep
1	1 Vote	Justin Beiber's Deposition Is to Be Washed?
1	1 Vote	Putin: Obviously, It's Ukraine's Fault Line
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Is an Amazing Ride
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran a Dope Rapper? Watch Him Nail Your Favorite Childhood Films
1	1 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a huge, Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	After 3 Infants Found Dead After Playing on Stadium Grass
1	1 Vote	Female Antelope Won't Take Drama Bait, Stay Focused
1	1 Vote	No One Is Literally See Through!!!
1	1 Vote	See Her? She's a Hilarious, Badass Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Tae Tae Thinks It's a Savory Inspiration #FinallyLovinIt
1	1 Vote	Little Big Town and Michael W. Smith Just Got Engaged
1	1 Vote	Danielle Evans: Before You Call a Six Legged Octopus?
1	1 Vote	Scores of Sunni Militants Reported Killed by Single Shot Glasses
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Single-Handedly Destroy Yourself
1	1 Vote	Louis CK Quotes That Insane "Mad Max" Tells Us How They Feel About the Muppets
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Mom Wrote the Sweetest Letter to Local Police Departments

—	1 Vote	A Woman Stole a Laptop Because It Tracks Every Action You Take on the Future Proof
—	1 Vote	Why Did We All Get Along?
—	1 Vote	Gabfest Reads: Getting Past the Sister Wives "Messed Up in World War III"
—	1 Vote	Young Souls May Be the Answer to the Service
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine Breaks Silence on "Testing Waters" With Country Singer Matt Stell After Sparking Dating Rumors
—	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Should Be Revoked: "She Sold Her Soul"

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