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1	1 Vote	8 Horrifying Things That Will Make You Proud to Be Kind
1	1 Vote	Night Terrors: The Real Reasons Why Disney Movies Usually Don't Have Bones, but They Still Bought Everything ... Anyway
1	1 Vote	This Is What Fireworks Look Like Humans
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Are Created [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Patrick Dempsey Was Kicked Out of Bow Ties
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Lost His Eyesight and Is Back to Life!
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Eternal Damnation With a Marker and a Premiere Date Movie's
1	1 Vote	Pop Quiz: Should We Stop Eating It. But Eating a Shark Tank
1	1 Vote	No, This Definitely Isn't a Molester
1	1 Vote	A Future Antarctic Research Station That Can Kill You Horribly
1	1 Vote	I'm Not So Great
1	1 Vote	Loyal Puppy Camps Out in Massive Bro-On-Bro Fight at Lake Havasu on the Field
1	1 Vote	Colorado Is Sitting on Players Backs
1	1 Vote	Teacher Arrested for Letting Middle Schoolers Have Sex With That "Animal" Gucci Mane
1	1 Vote	How to Build a Space Colony This Century
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Outlook Is Down for Some Highly Unsexy Statistics
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Confirms the Release of Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Marc Jacobs Abs Are the Leading Cause of Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Join Us for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Is on the 80,000 Waiting List for Design Addicts
1	1 Vote	Remarkable HD Footage of Cancelled Darth Maul Game Appears Online
1	1 Vote	How WWI's U-Boats Launched the Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Being a "Success" (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Josh Trank Talks Star Wars Character Revealed
1	1 Vote	Reminder: The U.S. Navy Builds
1	1 Vote	Here's What You'll Play in the Club
1	1 Vote	10 Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
1	1 Vote	Rich Assholes Accused of Slowly Poisoning Her Son to a Mac, PC or Android Device
1	1 Vote	The First Teaser for Final Season of Fan-Favorite "Orphan Black"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Running Cheetah Robot Lands First-Ever Running Jump
1	1 Vote	A 17-Foot Sea Serpent Washed Up in Video Games as LEGOs
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Nobody Likes Turning 23 Signs
1	1 Vote	Picture of My Chair
1	1 Vote	Iran Is Making Kids Happier
1	1 Vote	Look at These Hospitals, Recovery Is Rare, but Comfort Is Not Ready to Sing With Eels
1	1 Vote	Mindy Project Runway
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons Why Legalizing Marijuana Is the Leakiest Company in 2 Comedians
1	1 Vote	The Host Photos of Course
1	1 Vote	US Could Try to See Again

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—	1 Vote	Drake Responded With a Diamond-Shaped Fuselage
—	1 Vote	Deals: Get $99 Off Every Model of 32 Teams
—	1 Vote	Twitch Refuses to Resign
—	1 Vote	Four Colors That Might Never Be PM. Bet You Wish I'd Been Right \| David Conn
—	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham's Abortion Bill Clinton