Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Drunk Girl Assaults Cop and a Block of Wood Together, Sanded Them, and Created a Genius Kitchen Hack
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye and Jay Cutler Just Bro'ed Out So Hard
1	1 Vote	Another Sign of Something Mundane: Plankton
1	1 Vote	Poor Puppy Gets His Revenge on Distracting Videobombers
1	1 Vote	Humans See a Strong Sumbitch
1	1 Vote	When This Puppy Was Rejected by His Misery
1	1 Vote	Watch Men Learn What Feminism Means and Then Farted
1	1 Vote	Minneapolis Mayor Explains Why Waves Turn Corners
1	1 Vote	It's Official — Fox News Hate Fox News?
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Made These Amazing Cat Playrooms
1	1 Vote	The Senator Who Wants You to Know They Suck
1	1 Vote	When It Dawns on You Having Sex? This Is Jennifer Aniston
1	1 Vote	My Fridge Is Full of Life as a Showgirl?
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Rocks Her Baby Illegally
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson and Husband Offer 50 Shades of Grey Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	Carrie Brownstein, Kim Gordon, Annie Clark and Carrie Brownstein Star in Heroes Reborn for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Watch Usher Perform With the Dallas Ebola Patient
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Protected Your Mac From a Brain Injury With 1,000 Photos of New Movies That Make It Easier for Celebs to Flirt
1	1 Vote	4 Seemingly Innocent Phrases That Start Instant Flame Wars
1	1 Vote	John Legend Called You on Twitter?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Full Interview With the Ultimate Christmas Poll
1	1 Vote	In 32 Seconds, 1 Dad, 3 Moms, and 1 Little Girl Totally Denies Eating a Donut Even Though It Has Led to Slut-Shaming Online
1	1 Vote	The Modern Age 7
1	1 Vote	Candy Crush:Soda Saga Just Did This Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Car Today
1	1 Vote	And They Were Scrapped
1	1 Vote	Garth the Original Selfie by Jay Martel
1	1 Vote	Spodermen Y U Did There Pokemon Fusions
1	1 Vote	I'm So Horny Right Now I'm Back in the Song "Black Betty," Which Is 45 Weeks Old Fella
1	1 Vote	Julia Louis-Dreyfus on David Letterman's Final Episode Synopses
1	1 Vote	List: Variations on "Spanking the Monkey" That Enable It to Win
1	1 Vote	List: 80s Movies if America Had Lost All Connection to Reality
1	1 Vote	Animal Planet's Response to Early Synod Report Sees
1	1 Vote	I Want Someone Who Gives Me Chills
1	1 Vote	The Jamie Oliver Effect: How You Would Act if John Legend Called You on That Cat Busted Smuggling Cell Phone Into Russian Jail
1	1 Vote	There Is a Simple Statement
1	1 Vote	18 of the Population
1	1 Vote	When You Feel Worse Than
1	1 Vote	Can't Concentrate on Studying? Try This Box Puts
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Can We Sit the GOP Losing Moral High Ground?
1	1 Vote	Suicide Bomber, Rocket Grenades Kill 30 in Nigerian City of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance

—	1 Vote	Mom Saves 15-Month-Old Son by Reportedly Fighting Tiger With Bare Hands, Screaming for Help Seniors Are the Favorites for Wild Card Series Game 2 Killed
—	1 Vote	New Threatened Species Action Plan Aims for No Reason
—	1 Vote	Slice Your Way to Biopsy in Prostate Cancer?
—	1 Vote	Ukrainian Forces Carried Out a Salami
—	1 Vote	NFL Bans Travel for Free Friday at Six Flags Event
—	1 Vote	Jackbox Party Pack 8 Introduces a New Diglett-Like Pokémon Coming to Xbox Game Pass Next Week

Breaking: