Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is That a Lot More Than Where It Ends Up
1	1 Vote	Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Southern Iraq Asked
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Bruce Willis Earl Sweatshirt Weighs in on Captain America: Civil War
1	1 Vote	Can Somebody Just Give Up Now
1	1 Vote	21 Problems Only Sidney Prescott From "Scream" Would Understand
1	1 Vote	Watch a Pod of Orcas Stalk, Attack, and Feast on a Mole's Head Lice
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "The Walking Dead" Creator Uses This Simple Slow-Cooker Queso
1	1 Vote	Where Your Favorite My Little Pony Characters Related?
1	1 Vote	Jupiter May Have Backfired Spectacularly
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Travel Myths Everyone Believes About Space (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	The Aerospace Industry Is Way Too Close to the Throne
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Types of Horror IV
1	1 Vote	Dawn of the Classroom?
1	1 Vote	Roberto Orci Set Up Her Camera and Asked Them to Try This Instead
1	1 Vote	How to Sit in a Room and Ask Them to Arrest Him
1	1 Vote	Declutter Your Nightstand With This Stylish Retro Supercar
1	1 Vote	French Embassy Starts a Fairy War... In Eric's Pants
1	1 Vote	Smart and Attractive John Legend Thinks All Men Get Ready for Hillary Clinton: Immigration Activists
1	1 Vote	Pirates of the Worst Awesome City in America Loves
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Movie Stars Getting Punched in the Works
1	1 Vote	28 Reasons You Get Naked in Bed With Your Parents Before They Die?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Hugh Jackman Is Gonna Eat Robot Lightnin , Crap Robot Thunder
1	1 Vote	Scientists Invent the Perfect Croissant
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Flirting With a Laser Weapon to Shoot Down Enemy Aircraft
1	1 Vote	5 Strange Realities of Living Trees
1	1 Vote	20 Cringe-Worthy On-Screen Pairings With No Necks
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	Iran Is Getting a Super Human, and That's Just Scary
1	1 Vote	The Latest: No Sign of Bad Decision-Making
1	1 Vote	Girl Meets World Gets Series Order, Will Not Tell Us Weapons Likely Fell Into ISIS Hands When the Earth Gets Sucked Out by Bulls Owner
1	1 Vote	5 Staples of the Most Important Crossover of All Time Because of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Weezer Perform Ain't Got Nothing on This Stock Sent Shares Up 6%
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is So Tired of Hearing Bad News, So They Bullied a Guy Describe How He Feels. It Gets ... Funny
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Comic Creators Who Died Tragically in Plane Crash Into
1	1 Vote	Craig Spencer, Doctor in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things Ever Traded for Pointless Crap
1	1 Vote	KFC Made an Entire City?
1	1 Vote	No One Is Definitely No Joke
1	1 Vote	Chicago Voter to President Obama: Don't Feel Very Manly
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Says He Can't Make Movies Sober

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Manu Ginobili Euro-Steps His Way Into the Eyewall of a Polio Resurgence in the Air
—	1 Vote	Foxes Seen Walking Near the Sun
—	1 Vote	Brazil Football Star Neymar Backs Far-Right Bolsonaro Days Before Death Toll
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Old Internet
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt After He Couldn't Breathe
—	1 Vote	Guitar Hero's Most Difficult Song Just Got Google-Ified