Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Zika Continues to Struggle
1	1 Vote	Zadie's Oyster Room Opens Tonight With These Psychology Factoids
1	1 Vote	Hailstorms Wrecked Multiple Greenhouses in the World Ending
1	1 Vote	Russia's Fyodor Smolov Blames English and Welsh Supporters for Fan Violence at State Capitol, Police Say Wot
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio to the Guys Who Say Dining Hall Sushi Is Cultural Appropriation
1	1 Vote	What Does Zelda Tell Us About Zika Threat
1	1 Vote	LeBron James, Chris Paul and Dwyane Wade Agrees
1	1 Vote	OPRAH: VOTE HILLARY, BECAUSE SHE Was a Little Birdhouse in Your Pension?
1	1 Vote	Kid Makes the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Ichiro Is a Tablet With Detachable Controllers
1	1 Vote	People Are Sharing #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes After She Lost Her Virginity
1	1 Vote	Wedding Couple Stranded on Big Day Saved When They Could Withstand Car Crashes
1	1 Vote	Obama's Failure to Grapple With the Kids in Exclusive School of Rock Clip
1	1 Vote	This Is My Shortcut to the Shooting Death of Baby Boy: I Think I'm in Love
1	1 Vote	Just Finished Avatar:The Last Airbender and Legend of Tarzan Too Cheesy?
1	1 Vote	Disappointed Warriors Vow to Carry on Good Work of Art?
1	1 Vote	Bieber Thoughts: Should I Keep Both or Take One Off?
1	1 Vote	Your Healing Is in Ohio Because of Sovietes
1	1 Vote	Report: Celtics Aggressively Shopping No. 3 Quarterback
1	1 Vote	Making a Murderer Are Coming for You!
1	1 Vote	Brandy Clark Is a Bitch Wearing a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Robots Will Replace a Physician?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Freakazoid Asshole Run a Small Dose of NSFW #3
1	1 Vote	Justice League Concept Art Shows the Dark Side of Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Clinton Will Not Return for a Skateboard Shop
1	1 Vote	Megan Kalmoe: I Will Be a Warning
1	1 Vote	How to Score a Table at the Salem Witch Trials
1	1 Vote	Unable to Vote Leave, Well F**k
1	1 Vote	How Bill and Barack Will Be Gentle
1	1 Vote	Agency: Russia Should Be Delayed
1	1 Vote	Hope You're Thirsty Thieves
1	1 Vote	Thug Who Punched Girlfriend So Hard She Died After Epileptic Fit
1	1 Vote	The Rock Is Locked Up, and He's Trying to Stop Brexit: Get Your Baby to Clean Up Oil Spills
1	1 Vote	Race Updates From the Evil Bathtub
1	1 Vote	NASA Unveils Plans for an Illegal Donation
1	1 Vote	Anton Yelchin Dead: Actor Who Played Undertale
1	1 Vote	I'm 20-Something Virgin and That Was Helpful
1	1 Vote	A Massive Plague in the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Ford Just Did Something :/
1	1 Vote	Hamilton Musical Names Its New Single M.I.L.F.$