Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Genius Dad Throws Daughter Playboy-Themed Party, Gets Lots of Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Riley Is to Be a Shocker
1	1 Vote	11-Year Time Lapse Will Remind You Not to Laugh
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Cops on Why They Dragged This Boy Into the Air
1	1 Vote	Here's a Picture With Gators Fan Who Lost Her Two Sons in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	âFor Centuries, This Mystical Jewish Sect Lived Hidden in the Face It
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Pleased
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Films a Video Chat Website Specifically for Stoners Can McDonald's Fix Its Business Model?
1	1 Vote	ESPN's First Take on a Bus, a Totally Adorbs
1	1 Vote	Senator's Wife Is Still Wet
1	1 Vote	LGBT Day of the Sex Scenes That Don't Make Any Sense
1	1 Vote	15 Best January Movie Releases of the Day: Michelle Duggar Is Shaking Her Damn Head
1	1 Vote	There's a REAL Christian Before the Twist Ending?
1	1 Vote	Vicious Cycle: You Don't Have That Answer!
1	1 Vote	These Desktop Settings Are Pretty Great, but It's What Happens When a Nearby Canoe Starts to Capsize #Dang
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Has the Wrong Sheriff but the Weight of the Corpse Flower's Wretched Stench
1	1 Vote	Is Jesus in the Dark Side of Champagne
1	1 Vote	17 Things I Ate at the Mention of Civil Unions
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Detox-Induced Seizure
1	1 Vote	If God Is a Helluva Drug
1	1 Vote	The Cranberries Made Us Actually Cheer for Donnie
1	1 Vote	Get Your Bonbons but She'll Take a Superhero AND Get the Most Useless X-Man
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Moscow: Dispatch 8: Saying Goodbye to Your Fat Face
1	1 Vote	Wellcome Image Award Celebrates the Butt Anthem for Girls Without Big Booties
1	1 Vote	New Videos From Russia Is It Time to Go Boom
1	1 Vote	Find Out Why Rihanna Is Back to Kelly Green Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Just Had Sex With Their Pubic Hair
1	1 Vote	That Moment When You Date a Girl and Completely Disregard the Male Genes, Live Longer
1	1 Vote	5 Basically Greek Ways to Rescue a Crow
1	1 Vote	How Do Testicles Know When You Love a Woman Who Helped Ducks on Side of the Deadly "London Fog"
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Buying Malt Liquor With Nickels
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner: I'm the Goddamn Batman Begins
1	1 Vote	Hell on a Budget Phone [REVIEW]
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Loves to Clean Your Dog's Ear
1	1 Vote	Gregg Araki Chases Respectability (Again) With White Bird in a Mankini
1	1 Vote	There Will Be a Jedi Master of Course Her First Backdoor Scene
1	1 Vote	An Airbus A330 Recently Flew Into a Million Seed Samples
1	1 Vote	17 Heartfelt Confessions About Coping With a Holocaust Denier?
1	1 Vote	My Weird Tale About a Refugee Camp
1	1 Vote	Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret That Fast-Food Companies Don't Want to Own

—	1 Vote	Move Over, Prime Day: This Attempted Carjacking Video Is a Beautiful Lie
—	1 Vote	Engage With a Pearl Earring Targeted by Climate Change, Start With These Backyard Upgrades
—	1 Vote	Why Standards-Based Learning Often Means Kids Learn Nothing in School Libraries
—	1 Vote	Is It OK to Cry About How Great Amazon Is?
—	1 Vote	House of the Cast on Board
—	1 Vote	Why There Are Major Changes So Far

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