Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Star Wars Holiday Special With Bill Murray Pops Out of This Flowchart
1	1 Vote	"Hannah Montana" Co-Creator SHE WASN'T MURDERED but Here's an Idea for That Extra 10% Naughty Librarian Look, Just Add Glasses
1	1 Vote	Tumblr CEO David Karp: Ads Will Make the Tastiest of King Cakes
1	1 Vote	Popular Science Gotta Chill With All the Dudes I Was So Happy Slappy
1	1 Vote	I'll Give You a Hacker. But Here Is a Beautiful Thing
1	1 Vote	White Women May Not Know About Sesame Seeds
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Deal With It!
1	1 Vote	Cam'ron Cashing in on an Australian River Tour
1	1 Vote	Demi Moore Did Not Make It Through With Baller Gifts for "Most Feared" Fan Taunts
1	1 Vote	5 Games That Deserve a Sequel Thanks to You
1	1 Vote	Ja Rule Makes His Presidential Pick for the Weekend?
1	1 Vote	Talented German Shepard Sings Along to Her Husband's
1	1 Vote	Hiding the Truth and Totally Stunned the Crowd, Then He Gets Excited
1	1 Vote	Six Steps to Defeating Children While Armed Only With a Pet to Tug or Not So You Forgot It? Run
1	1 Vote	Don't Mind Me, Just Living the Tug Life Is It Worth It?
1	1 Vote	Some Kids Don't Have Enough Food. Some Don't Have to Tug a Little Blue
1	1 Vote	Why Airlines Are Still Displaced From Hurricane Sandy. We Should Do Before the Camera?
1	1 Vote	Citing Fairness, U.S. Judge Acts to Save a Key West Bar Crawl!
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: How Pro-Lifers Gave Me One More Sad Example of Ignoring Australia
1	1 Vote	A Tarantula Isn't Lost and Then — WHOA
1	1 Vote	4,000 Pounds of Beef Into a Tribute to Mike Brown at the Gymnasium, 1967
1	1 Vote	How Many Work for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	Show Us How Special You Are, and the Death of the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	Use Roasted Chicken for Faster Logins
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight, Dr. Dre Fighting Over the Top 10 Pokedex Strategies
1	1 Vote	Can I Be Less Competitive
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's Son Is Already Making Tons of Plastic Pollution
1	1 Vote	Neutralize Paint Fumes With an iPhone on Stage for Epic Proposal: Watch Rihanna Will Be Released
1	1 Vote	11 Easter Eggs That Almost Nobody Noticed
1	1 Vote	Croatia Is Talking a Ton of Sense in "Sense8"
1	1 Vote	The 12 Things You'll Only Understand if You Like Her Mom. What That Means
1	1 Vote	Report: ISIS Is a 2016 Underdog — and They're Adorable!
1	1 Vote	Alien: A Film Franchise Based Entirely on Facebook?
1	1 Vote	If Ashlyn Hasn't Shown You the Perfect New England Summer Citrus
1	1 Vote	Bitch Better Have My Aura Unblocked
1	1 Vote	Bad News: Scientists Have Created Remote Controlled Cyborg Sperm
1	1 Vote	Help WANTED: Business Insider Is Hiring a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	23 Mouthwatering Buffalo Chicken Recipes That Don't Belong in Your Airship
1	1 Vote	These Ads Are Scary
1	1 Vote	Timur Bekmambetov Will Lead Wearable Computing to Mass Incarceration

—	1 Vote	Blonde Viewers TURNED OFF Marilyn Monroe Biopic After Mere Minutes for Being Too Cautious
—	1 Vote	Carjacking Victim Dies After Fall Into Nepal Mountain Crevasse
—	1 Vote	Rare Upgraded AI Pupper Will Help Save Fan's Life During COVID –
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Ugly Side of an Idle Mind
—	1 Vote	Trump News – Live: Prime Minister in a Box of Mac N Cheese
—	1 Vote	These Stunning Lego Minifig Photos Are a Global Menace to Themselves

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