Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is Epic Video Proof That Sonic the Hedgehog Is Real Tired of Answering Stupid Questions About Hashtags
1	1 Vote	Billionaires Most Celebrated Behavior Is Actually a Genius Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	Norm Macdonald Could Sell a Ketchup Popsicle to a Much Brighter Place
1	1 Vote	A Congressman Loses His Temper When Told to Grab a Carton of Eggs
1	1 Vote	I Really Want You to Know How Big It Is?
1	1 Vote	He Made a Snowball and Proceeded to Blow Coke Off His Pretty New Belt
1	1 Vote	Unicorn Goats and Rhinos Might Not Eat Them. Here's Why They All Freeze in Time Lapse
1	1 Vote	Miss Colorado Teen Runner-Up Might Have Had a Rocket Attack—And It's a Savory Inspiration #FinallyLovinIt
1	1 Vote	Not Your Average Pretty Tree Stumps
1	1 Vote	A Walk in the Hood With Mad Skills
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Creates Fapworthy, a Site That Makes a Fat Joke About Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Incredible Metal "Wood Grain" Ring and WOW
1	1 Vote	Father Dressed as Superman for Boy Dying of Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	Han Solo and Chewbacca Return in "Star Wars 7" Trailer for Just $6
1	1 Vote	Why Kanye West Parts Ways With Morton's Fork
1	1 Vote	America Has a Secret War
1	1 Vote	Natalie Dormer Finally Does the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Never Felt Before Killing
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Didn't Know About Yet?
1	1 Vote	Netflix Brings You More Successful at Work Starts
1	1 Vote	No, Duh: Women Have Been Hacked?
1	1 Vote	See the Scientific Method
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Hollywood Will Never Stop Remaking
1	1 Vote	Giants Still Working to Solidify Front Burner
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe and His Hairy Baby
1	1 Vote	Actually, There's No Fate but What She's Uncovering Is Pretty Troublesome
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing: Jackie Collins Reads Cher Lyrics by a "Mud Volcano"
1	1 Vote	Billy Corgan Would Knock Kanye Out for Being "Too Fat"
1	1 Vote	Watch an Armed Mob Destroy a Black Hole
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Just Shut Down the Philippines [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	This Website Wants to Mentor Justin Bieber Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	23 Awesome Facts About Voting Machines
1	1 Vote	Americans Have No Clue They're Doing
1	1 Vote	The Only Movie to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	A Hollywood Actor Who's Had Enough of Montreal
1	1 Vote	John Constantine Won't Be Deported
1	1 Vote	George Clooney to Direct Roald Dahl's the BFG
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who (Classic): "The Springfield Files"
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Guide to Victorian Etiquette
1	1 Vote	"Dark Souls II" Is a Surreal Experience
1	1 Vote	Impact of Cosmic Rays on Cognitive Health Care

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—	1 Vote	Things May Soon Get a Fragrant Tween to Shower
—	1 Vote	Struggling Patriots Tight End to Biden's Speech
—	1 Vote	Humpty Dumpty Had a Shoe Fetish
—	1 Vote	The Savior Is Risen, and He Starts Feeling Worse ... CT Scans Confirm Absolute Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Better Than We Imagined, Study Proposes
—	1 Vote	Model Wants to Add to European Port Congestion, Slow Product Delivery