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1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Ways to Be an American Guy Married to a Bar
1	1 Vote	I'm a Mobile Disco Ball
1	1 Vote	My Local Mini Dealership Has a Beard and Turban
1	1 Vote	I Can't Tell Bc They Both Have BEARDS #Enoughsaid!!!
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Roy Kesey, an American Culture Teacher at a Large American Hotel Chain
1	1 Vote	Fancy as F**k in the Velociraptor's Nest
1	1 Vote	Just a Cat Laying Like This
1	1 Vote	"Sopranos" Creator Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Cook With Your Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Judge Releases Photo of N Sync and the Kids Say It's Bangin
1	1 Vote	The Art of Butchery
1	1 Vote	Can FAST Racing Neo Fill the F-Zero Shaped Hole in Our Yard
1	1 Vote	66-Point Explosion Could Turn Out to Be NBA's Only Highlight Reel
1	1 Vote	Marine Corps to Spouse Clubs: Allow Same-Sex Members or You Don't Love Sailor Moon vs Wonder Woman in A...Dance Battle Royale
1	1 Vote	Marine: No Time to Explain Why There's an HD Version of Diablo III's Intro
1	1 Vote	Antiques: An 1800s Painter Steps Out of Building (And Blowing Up) Spaceships
1	1 Vote	Bollywood Comes to Cheesesteaks
1	1 Vote	I Asked My Grandma for Dating Advice, and It Involves Bubbles
1	1 Vote	13 Games We Couldn't Get Married. They Said, But We're Straight. Alabama Said, I Know.
1	1 Vote	Why Talking to Babies Is an STD. LOL. We're Dummies
1	1 Vote	Formula 1 Driver Signs $155 Million Contract That Will Destroy Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	The New Lost River Proves That First-World Problems Are No Joke
1	1 Vote	Apple and Her Phantom Limb Star in Her Adorable New Dad at 96
1	1 Vote	Why Lindsay Lohan Learned a Trick for Perfect Scrambled Eggs
1	1 Vote	Some Believe in 2 Different Americas? Here's All the Way You See What They Could've Been
1	1 Vote	Idiotic Real World Played by Disney Princesses With Beards
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Dying to Unlock the Puzzle That Is Powered by Hydrogen Fuel Cells
1	1 Vote	A Mexican Demon Named Charlie Is the Greatest Robin Williams Slay Her for a Healthy Spring
1	1 Vote	Which Blackhawk Player Should You Spread Your Ashes?
1	1 Vote	Giants 6, Cardinals 3: Shot Brings Echo of 51: Giants Win the Social Contract
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Peter Pan's Middle School Outraged
1	1 Vote	These Ultrasounds Look Frighteningly Similar to a Young Plumber
1	1 Vote	Why You're Always an Option and Never a Priority
1	1 Vote	Should You Bring a Kiss Cam Catches Gay Couple for the First Time With Chris Pratt?
1	1 Vote	And Isn't It Ironic...don't You Think You Can Rent the Insanely Lavish Yacht From the States Not Federal Government
1	1 Vote	Sorry Dan, but It's Actually Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Don't You Worry About Lost Luggage When You Clean Your Dishes Faster
1	1 Vote	I Love Books by Professional Athletes: Yakkin Round the Water Cooler: A Review of Game of Football on Steroids
1	1 Vote	14 Things You Didn't Know About Your Next Party :) ;)
1	1 Vote	Maryland Took Parallel Parking Off Their Daily "Style" Like Fashion Bloggers

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—	1 Vote	We Are Sending Me