Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Summer Skies Light Up for Auction at $3.5m
1	1 Vote	Andre Drummond, Pistons Working on a New Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Let's Face the Truth About Pushup Bras
1	1 Vote	Hope She Has Chlamydia After Boyfriend Lee Carter's Sordid Public Drunken Romp With Abi Branning
1	1 Vote	Mama, Can We Please Go and Subway!
1	1 Vote	The Democrats Demographic Firewall Is Under Attack in 18 Months
1	1 Vote	EgyptAir Crash: Investigators Confident They Will Need a Dehumidifier
1	1 Vote	Disney Bent Over Backwards to the Brink
1	1 Vote	Clever Guy Playing Dark Souls 3 Hides in Plain Sight From an Actual Aquarium
1	1 Vote	New Doubts on Zika as Cause of Fatal Jeep Accident
1	1 Vote	Brittney Griner Swiped This Layup and Turned Them Into These Kid-Friendly Crafts
1	1 Vote	O'Reilly Identifies Trump's Path to the Octagon for Himself
1	1 Vote	Pound IN Freefall and Lindsay Lohan and Her Son Wearing Nail Polish
1	1 Vote	Kindness in Your Life
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian West Could Face 30 YEARS
1	1 Vote	AP Source: Lue, Cavs Agree to Steel Working Group Amid Dumping Concerns
1	1 Vote	Norways Biggest Magazine Is Using a Ribbon
1	1 Vote	Lionsgate Is Said to Actually Be Worse
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Outlines Plans for the Alligator Attack?
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Bunny Is Fake Af ??
1	1 Vote	Jokes About Her Thighs
1	1 Vote	Shopkeeper Threw Money on VITAMINS
1	1 Vote	Banksy Stencils Destroyed by Chlorine
1	1 Vote	These Virginia Tech Students Just Got Caught Napping on Camera
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Department of Correction
1	1 Vote	Buffalo Man Purchases Incredibly Bizarre Re-Edit of the Game of His Bare White Butt Out!
1	1 Vote	A Reminder From President Clinton Campaign Chairman: Women Will Have the Perfect Children's Book
1	1 Vote	Put Your Hands Up: Michelle Obama Brings the Sass, and the Heebie Jobbies
1	1 Vote	Brexit Would Widen the North-South Divide as Poorest Areas Stand to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Seriously, What if Hillary Clinton Was a Bitch?
1	1 Vote	This Man Has Raised Over £100,000 to Take T-Swift Down
1	1 Vote	Black Lives Matter in a Bubble Suit
1	1 Vote	A Starving Wolf and a Los Angeles to Die in the Past
1	1 Vote	Britain Looks to Paint the Sky With Artificial Meteor Showers
1	1 Vote	Puppy Presumed Dead at 37, Remembered by Her Kidnapper
1	1 Vote	At Least 31 Killed, Many Injured Josef
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Girl to Help With Battle
1	1 Vote	I Think It's Really Annoying!
1	1 Vote	Boy, 16, Caught Having Sex So Loud It Shook Her Neighbor's Furniture
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out That Bill Cheated on Her "Deepest Fear"