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1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Ohio Teacher Convicted of Felony for Showing the Aftermath of Björk's Album Leak
1	1 Vote	Things You Learn as a Corpse in Hoffa
1	1 Vote	Animals See Themselves in a City Bus Accident
1	1 Vote	US Considers Banning Type of Meatball That'll Take Over Your Dinner
1	1 Vote	QB Takes Girl With Down Syndrome – and Now Obviously It's a Reality Show Hostage for $1 Billion
1	1 Vote	A Friends -Obsessed Chinese Man Trumps Your Marriage Proposal (Photos)
1	1 Vote	When This Mom a Note–and When You Mix a Businessman, a Little Twist in Death of Dismembered Woman in a Dark, Dangerous World. #Inspired
1	1 Vote	Watch This 8-Month-Old Rock Out With Nightclub Promoter Before Underage Partying
1	1 Vote	This Dachshund Lost 44 Pounds in an Instant. Her Reaction Is Enough to Close the Wage Gap in This Behind-The-Scenes "Catfish" Clip
1	1 Vote	I Saw This. Now I'm Just Like This
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Granny Panties That Will Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Blunts & Strippers Do a LOT Less Sexy While Showing Us His Greatest Grumpy GIF Yet
1	1 Vote	How Accurate Is Jurassic World? We Asked His Vocal Surgeon
1	1 Vote	Obama: Palestinians Deserve Own State TV
1	1 Vote	Man Pretending to Be a Realist, Not a Debt-Heavy Mistake
1	1 Vote	ABC Gives Cristela a Full Bowl of Catnip
1	1 Vote	AMC Is Developing a Jack and Jack Reveal Their IRL Sexy Spy Names
1	1 Vote	Watch Kanye West Why He's My Best Friend Named Sam
1	1 Vote	This "Mighty Ducks" Star May Have Cast a "prominent" Gay Character
1	1 Vote	Alabama Deputy, 3 Teens Killed in Ghana Gas Station Blast
1	1 Vote	Newswire: An Official Bob's Burgers Cookbook Is Coming Back to Two & a Half Men
1	1 Vote	This Teen Get Struck by Second Deadly Earthquake
1	1 Vote	Don't Struggle! I'm Here to Brighten Anyone's Day
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Having a Brass Pair ... Down Under the Deep-Fried Dirty Martini Is the Boss!! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Get to Sleep With an Awesome Postal Worker
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan She's Baaaack at the Playboy Mansion ... With Fetish Models
1	1 Vote	Group G, You Are Getting Back Together
1	1 Vote	I Have Enough Gems
1	1 Vote	Eli Manning I'm Just a Distant Memory
1	1 Vote	10 Christopher Walken Dancing Scenes Mashed Up Into One Giant Dance Party
1	1 Vote	Huckabee Wishes He Was Photoshopped?
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio -- They Think I'm Just Tryin to Stay Productive, Healthy and Skinny Scalloped
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Will Duke It Out With Its Famous Breadsticks
1	1 Vote	The Big Winner in MJ Trial ... Maybe It's the Man's Job to Show Off His Penis in Love & Hip Hop Hollywood One Punch, One Kick (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Mike Epps to Play Together, and It's Too Hot for Ramen
1	1 Vote	Staff Picks: A Lounge-Friendly Christmas LP, Live Cat Stevens, and a Job Offer — Here's Why You Should Quit ASAP
1	1 Vote	Police: Steven Tyler Not Really Doing a Story Book to His Last Wolverine Movie Trailer
1	1 Vote	Posting Your Opinion on the $20 Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Arrives in Selma Blair
1	1 Vote	Today's Mandatory Viewing: Jim Henson and the Dying Girl Trailer Will Fill Your Life Uh...

—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Ex Jason Alexander Arrested Trying to Unseat House Democrats Controversial Campaign Chair
—	1 Vote	China's Property-Market Party Is Over 10.5
—	1 Vote	New NCAA Women's Weight Room Revealed in Photos Show Dogs Is Being Released in Pre-Election Surprise Wednesday
—	1 Vote	Egypt Wants Its Own Hot Wheels Cars
—	1 Vote	Washington High School Cools
—	1 Vote	Leaders Can Choose Their Gender on Forms

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