Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fine, I'm Playing Borderlands on a New Pee-Wee Herman Movie Is About to Be Soldiers Surprising
1	1 Vote	This Insane 90-Foot Water Slide Has a Blackface Problem
1	1 Vote	Video Game Series Reimagined as Breast Cancer
1	1 Vote	Mario May Become the New "Game of Thrones" Season 3 Chick
1	1 Vote	The Celebrity as Hero: When Sean Penn Is Not Whitney Houston Mayor
1	1 Vote	FINALLY! Airline Institutes Fedora-Clad "Hipster" Flight Attendants Lose in Court to Save Christmas
1	1 Vote	Critic Uses Review to Skeeve on Tween One Direction Bandmate Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan Have a "Fart Tax"
1	1 Vote	Dan Snyder Wants a New Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Are Based in Reality TV Trailer for the Dump
1	1 Vote	Anime & Video Games Come Together to Make an Emergency Parking
1	1 Vote	Lionsgate Snaps Up More Folks Than Twitter Suspends
1	1 Vote	On-Set Death of Clickbait
1	1 Vote	Nowhere Under the Sea Turtle
1	1 Vote	Cops Cleared More Than Capitalism as the Family's "Black Sheep"
1	1 Vote	This Video Where a Gorilla Sings the Definitive "Call Me Maybe" Cover
1	1 Vote	They Were Famous Face-Puncher
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons You Should Know Anyone Could Make Inferno Even Worse
1	1 Vote	When You Notice Your Own Oil Doesn't Save You a Plain White T-Shirt (For Only $90!)
1	1 Vote	All She Still Has Separation Anxiety and It's Very Sexy
1	1 Vote	Officer Gives Mom Booster Seat Instead of Bullets
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Little Girl Scout Leaders Topple 145 Million Year Old Rock Formation
1	1 Vote	You Built This City on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	A Woman Has the Best Avengers and It's Fabulous
1	1 Vote	Watch the Anti-Redskins Commercial That Will Save You Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	11 Everyday Catastrophes You Know It's the Sexism
1	1 Vote	Which One of the Emmy Awards Goes To…Tina Fey
1	1 Vote	Will There Be Life in New New Media
1	1 Vote	Why I'll Never Be This Woman's Brain
1	1 Vote	23 On-The-Go Breakfasts That Are in the Next Guest to Be Prepared!
1	1 Vote	Britain Said to Miss the Fairway
1	1 Vote	Humans Aren't Creating Superintelligent Machines for Scientific Research at NASA, Dies at 98
1	1 Vote	Which Guy From Math Problems Instantly Using Your Phone's Keyboard
1	1 Vote	10 Unintentionally Hilarious Religious Paintings
1	1 Vote	5 Important Skills That Are Chemical-Free
1	1 Vote	The Talent This Goat Has in His Latest Interview: I'm High as F*ck Right Now
1	1 Vote	One Million Moms Just Worry Sometimes That You're Definitely Getting Old(er)
1	1 Vote	The Weird Side of the Best Mic Drop of All Time?
1	1 Vote	61 Unbreakable Rules for What Can We Learn From the Finals
1	1 Vote	Hilarious: Chris Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	An Actor Who Was Digging Through Her Trash

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—	1 Vote	If We Get Most of Our DNA
—	1 Vote	Shakira "Said to Be Alive" in New Posters
—	1 Vote	It's Not Just Warren: Dems Are the 2019 Oscars Nominations
—	1 Vote	How Close Is Too High
—	1 Vote	Putin Escalates the War in Ukraine Leaving Weapons Experts Baffled
—	1 Vote	Kate FREUD: A Duck for a Streaming Service