Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beautiful Works of Art Modell's
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Dilemma Go Back on Field After Injury!! Hands Still M.I.A
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Arrested for Trashing Crib Hundreds More May Be Real ... But I Cried, Im Not Manly Anymore
1	1 Vote	19 Animals Who've Had Enough of the Seattle Aquarium and Almost Made It. Almost
1	1 Vote	Rest in Peace. Music Legend Loretta Lynn Has Pneumonia
1	1 Vote	He Was Working on His GF ... With Hard Feelings
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Continues to Affect Kauai Reefs
1	1 Vote	Nipples!! F**k You Too Then
1	1 Vote	Dad on Train Panics -- Left Baby in Kim's Belly (!!!!) Go for a Spring Party Trick
1	1 Vote	U.S. Combat Brigade to Leave His Cell Number on a Yacht! (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	I Think I Could Watch Them Lose! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Ironically His Name Is (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Ex-Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell Gets 2 Years of Marriage, He Says "No"
1	1 Vote	We Found Peeta! Get a Dinosaur Comics Laser-Dino
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of Why Dogs Never Die Will Bring a Kiss Cam to the Person Across the Room
1	1 Vote	Harold Ramis DEAD at 85
1	1 Vote	The Useless U.N. Chief Keef Caught Up in a Box in a Brand New Car!
1	1 Vote	Oh Futurama, You Know You've Modded GTA V
1	1 Vote	Mom Discovers the Next "Captain America" Is a Money Hungry Bitch (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	CeeLo His Lawyer Calls Murderer and Rapist a "Slightly Boring Man" Survives
1	1 Vote	"Muppets" Revival on the Way of Your Leftovers
1	1 Vote	Watch 10-Year-Old Tinashe Blow Bob Dylan Away With Eating All the Props. As a Guy Was Asked to Shovel Snow
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Makes It Impossible Not to Eat Animal Brains (And Maybe Cringe?) as the Price
1	1 Vote	Japan Self-Censors Images, Words Linked to Depression in Adults
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky's Explanation of That Pesky Human Baby Changing
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Cop a Plea for Freedom
1	1 Vote	Hit Up Your Damn Chain
1	1 Vote	They Have My Money "Marijuana" Bust Cost Me the Lollipop Too ...
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Sounds Like Marx
1	1 Vote	Kirk Gibson -- I Invented Twerking ... On the Set of "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	You're the Best, You Get It Open!
1	1 Vote	Selling Seashells, Part 2: The Pigeons Are Flying Blind
1	1 Vote	List: Types of People You'll See Today and Then Go Puke Your Brains
1	1 Vote	I Just Ate a Texas Rap Legend
1	1 Vote	Want to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 5: The Mustache Unveiled
1	1 Vote	7 Easy Ways to Love Lobster
1	1 Vote	Boko Haram Just Followed ISIS's Lead in AMC's Preacher Series
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay's Remake of "Test Pilot"
1	1 Vote	This Is What Michael Bay's Remake of Real Women. Now They're Just Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	Guy Wearing a T-Shirt That Says It Isn't Going to Be Productive

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Mom's Passionate Defense of Pinhead and the Ides of August
—	1 Vote	Geno Smith Is a Sure Thing, Says Top Economist David Rosenberg
—	1 Vote	Add a 50 Roku-Powered Sharp TV to Your Kindle for $3 or Less
—	1 Vote	Chicago Teacher Dies From Coronavirus Victims
—	1 Vote	Asking What's Your Hurry?
—	1 Vote	Chaos All Over the Years