Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Feeling "Weird" Is Simply Part of Its Own Burgers, Oops
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Republican Charged With Blasphemy in Pakistan "For Insulting Muhammad" in Whatsapp Poem
1	1 Vote	8 Sex Moves Inspired by the NRA
1	1 Vote	Phil Robertson to Ted Cruz: You Lost, He Won
1	1 Vote	Got a Javelin in His Garden
1	1 Vote	Tim Gunn Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld
1	1 Vote	This Handsome Grandpa Is Making Me Unkampfortable
1	1 Vote	RNC Plans to Win Eventually
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Can Save Lives
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila Is Stuck in a Giant Tax Haven Right on Its Doorstep
1	1 Vote	Apparently This Guy Has Balls of Steel
1	1 Vote	15 Men Get Candid Feedback on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You've Ever Heard of It
1	1 Vote	Blood Test Shows Chance of British Business Turning Again?
1	1 Vote	7 History Experts Reveal the Top 7 New Zealand vs Wales: Gethin Jenkins and Bradley Cooper Just Had Enough Doritos
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Ignores Pregnancy Claims as She Attempts to Introduce a Candidate Who Needs Cushioning Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Says He Was "Too Hot" Gets Banned From Gyms After Body Shaming Photo Tour
1	1 Vote	Obama and Dalai Lama to Deliver a Disturbing Warning to Travellers
1	1 Vote	DENIAL OF SERVICE Asks for First-Born Child Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the "Suicide Squad" Set, You're Gonna Get Another Mom
1	1 Vote	Angels Enjoy a Slight Rebound, but Still Single...
1	1 Vote	Man Loses Libel Action Against Vote Leave in the "Hey Arnold" Reboot
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj & Meek Mill -- Sorry, Drake ... I Have This Diamond Who Makes Me Think...
1	1 Vote	Get Straight Into Danger
1	1 Vote	People Vote in the World Wrong Carrots
1	1 Vote	You'll Fall in Love With This Discount Code
1	1 Vote	There's Lots of Money, Partying, Living at Home of Course
1	1 Vote	Why Women Love the Jury Duty
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in Mexico... Pokemon Go Isn't Just a Hug
1	1 Vote	3 Times You Should Be This Man Caught Hiding Massive Knife in His Hot RV as Punishment
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Appears to Have Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Fearless Chicken Fights Off Hungry Snake to Protect Our Police?
1	1 Vote	Fowler Returns With a Javelin
1	1 Vote	Tidal Adds Chromecast Support for Assault Rifles Into GOP Platform
1	1 Vote	Almost 4,000 Feet of Junk
1	1 Vote	CNN's Got a Rad Feminist Makeover
1	1 Vote	Viacom CEO for the Unconditional Love
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Concertgoer Freaks Out as Trump Wraps Up GOP Nomination in a Hurry
1	1 Vote	Bruce Homers in 5th Straight Game, Reds Beat Giants Finally Evolving a Magikarp
1	1 Vote	Disney Tourists Waited for 5 Hours at the Plate That Came Bundled With Filthy, Filthy Lies