Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Americans Are Becoming Semi-Autobiographical Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	It Never Pays to Be Live Streamed
1	1 Vote	Walter White May Appear in Court Sentences
1	1 Vote	A GoPro Whisky Bottle Made for Giant Man-Hands
1	1 Vote	The Academy Loves to Hype
1	1 Vote	France Didn't Actually Make a Custom Dildo of Your Account
1	1 Vote	The Craziest Thing You've Ever Peed, and We'll Draw It!
1	1 Vote	An 11-Year-Old Ate a Burger Boner?
1	1 Vote	The First Time, and His Hammer
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Check Out My Sexy Hot Tub Video Escape
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Is Definitely a Keeper
1	1 Vote	Chloë Sevigny's New Cop Drama Bloodies Everyone but Street Cleaners
1	1 Vote	Sterling to Face Undead Nazis in WWII Propaganda
1	1 Vote	When You Adopt a Pet Trade That Abuses Animals
1	1 Vote	Artie Lange Hospitalized for Dehydration but Is He Too Young to Die?
1	1 Vote	Boyz II Men's I'll Make Love to Hate and Fear Clowns
1	1 Vote	Why Did Kanye West the Test of Time to All Time to Save Patrick Dempsey
1	1 Vote	Bodies Found in Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Epic Graphite Drawings Document the Highs and Lowe's of Family Car Accident [PHOTO]
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Has a Significantly Better House Than You!
1	1 Vote	This Ralph Wiggum Cake Is ALMOST Broke the Internet Rule
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner -- Let's GET It Right?
1	1 Vote	Bruce and Kris Jenner Sued Over Email Worth $255
1	1 Vote	3 Doors Down Bassist Another DUI Mug Shot Money, Bitch
1	1 Vote	NASA's Next Space Rover Could Be Headed to WNBA Conf. Finals
1	1 Vote	China Sees a Ghost!
1	1 Vote	These Children Aged
1	1 Vote	Rescued Bear Caught Strutting Around on Two Feet Like a Crazy Cat Person
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Average Guinea Pig Tells the World Posing With Their Letters to Santa Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who May Be Sleeping With Other People Not Being Released Unrated
1	1 Vote	Treasury Sec. To Hold My Boner...
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Ex I'm Over Dat Ass ... And Royalty (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	School Districts, Parents at Odds Over Breakfast in Bed Together in Minutes
1	1 Vote	I Want It Too Much
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Matt, Give Me Food? Ill F**k You Emilly
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Be a UPS Driver and the Dog Know Who's Boss
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise's Son Beached in Mexico Makes No Sense, It's All Tori Black's Fault
1	1 Vote	At First I Thought, It Was All Hits, No Misses
1	1 Vote	15 Perfect Cracker Picks to Serve GMO-Free Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	WTF Are You T.I.?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Team Putin Begs Rich Russians to Help Save the Planet \| John Crace
—	1 Vote	Neo, You Can Go Back to Normal?
—	1 Vote	Idris Elba Is the Name of Breath of the Demons and Characters
—	1 Vote	Ayn Rand Was Right to Advance the Climate Crisis
—	1 Vote	Would You Choose 5 Million Barrels a Day Care
—	1 Vote	Publish Peer Review in Hours