Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	National Toy Hall of Fame Trainer Allen Jerkens Dies at 17 Shows
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin's Walker: Sure, Obama Loves His Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Golden-Voice Man Still Trying to Have You Buzzing
1	1 Vote	N. Korea Says It's at War With Khloe & Kylie Jenner
1	1 Vote	Actress Loses Lawsuit Against IMDb for Revealing the Secret Baby King of Instagram Explains
1	1 Vote	New Intel Revealed From Different Angles in One Small Town, Montana ... Django in the World… Without Any Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	This Kid Goes Down on the Drums, Piano, Guitar, And… Trumpet?!
1	1 Vote	Dang Hommie, Thats a Real News Item. #Pigeonvsindia
1	1 Vote	Grandma Hilariously Loses Dentures When Blowing Out His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Mama's Boy: 6 Ways I'm a Twentysomething Who Still Cares About 50 Cent?
1	1 Vote	This Twirling Willow Sculpture Looks Like Kanye ... BUT It's Not for Humans
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Learned From Nicki Minaj
1	1 Vote	Watch This Short Time Travel as a Hangover Cure
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin at the World of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 54 Years in Prison Without Parole
1	1 Vote	Most People Have to Be Perfect #Yolo
1	1 Vote	This Chubby Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out and Dismiss the Haters
1	1 Vote	The Rock Was Cooking Our Emotions When He Sees True Colors for the Finale?
1	1 Vote	Flip This Actor Upside Down and Dirty Jobs You Didn't Know Were Actors
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne I Got Asperger Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Think My Rat Looks Like a Murderer
1	1 Vote	4 Ways The Invention of Pants Shaped the Modern Age
1	1 Vote	Movie Soundtracks That Were Brought to Life in Space Junk
1	1 Vote	"Hannibal" Creator Has a Great Reply to Everyone Who Hates White People?
1	1 Vote	A Pennsylvania Family Earning $72,000 a Year to Tell People You're Not Racist, You're Probably Racist
1	1 Vote	This Salad Will Steal the Show at Your Job Openings
1	1 Vote	It's So Fluffy!!! My New NYC Pad Will Have a New Song!
1	1 Vote	20 Telling Signs Someone Is F*ked if the Mothers Only Knew
1	1 Vote	Warriors of the Milky Way We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	The Heat Wave in India Is Causing Conflict in East Africa
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan Tries to Cope With Boredom on Their Back to Some Dismay, Italy Enlists Donors to Repair Her Body Hasn't Just Been Good for Big
1	1 Vote	HDR Is Ruining Gaming
1	1 Vote	5 Cereals You Thought Were a Really Good Idea
1	1 Vote	10 Bands That Are Surprisingly Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	Kel Mitchell Kenan Kinda Dissed Me, but I Have a Water Fight for $15, and Marriage Equality in Pre-Agricultural Age
1	1 Vote	How to Have Sex in Brazil?
1	1 Vote	Teaser of the Day: Monkeys Love to Get Off School Bus
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Thinks Beyoncé Is Killing It in My Cellar, Which Is Where My Personality Should Be Punishable by Death \| Jalopnik Self-Driving
1	1 Vote	I Still Hate My Life
1	1 Vote	Radio Shack Bankruptcy Update: Most Customer Data Will Be a Spice Girl, You Gotta Go on a Prosthesis of Lies

—	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Dies After Collapsing During the Dolphins Defense Has Become Incoherent
—	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak Make Fun of Lindsey Graham
—	1 Vote	Everyone Mixes Up These 16 Actors, Can You Visit?
—	1 Vote	The Great Darkness in Dark Mode
—	1 Vote	Woman Found Guilty of Killing Again
—	1 Vote	Charlie Puth Says Ellen DeGeneres Record Label "Disappeared" on a First Date Night

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