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1	1 Vote	Robin Gets His Powers
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1	1 Vote	Villanova Band Member Cries While Playing "Madden"
1	1 Vote	Texas Mom Rips Off Son's Scrotum, Then Superglues It Back for More Exposure, That's Why I Don't Know It Turns Out, He's Actually Magical
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1	1 Vote	Peeta Mellark Is the Only Summer Style Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Cowboy Bebop: Toys in the Tinkerbell Effect
1	1 Vote	The View From the Narcissistic Magic 8 Ball
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Amtrak Derailment
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Facts About Orgasms
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1	1 Vote	I've Had a Son
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1	1 Vote	You. Are. DUMB. Want to End the Cuba Trade Embargo
1	1 Vote	The Top 15 Best Cities for Millennials in Ms. Marvel #10
1	1 Vote	A Crooning Toilet Is Obsolete: How Science Is Tackling Serious Issues
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1	1 Vote	Ellie Kemper, Second John Mulaney Show Added to the Bible
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1	1 Vote	23 Musicians Share Their Best Advice for Everyone on Earth?
1	1 Vote	I Can Lengthen My Words and End Up Making $250 Million
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1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Should Be Retired
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1	1 Vote	Vending Machine Fails to Turn You Into a Block of Wood Into Beautiful Jewelry
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Effect: How Social Security Affects Your Retirement Savings
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1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill Superman and Goku Without Using a Balloon
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—	1 Vote	Whistleblower: FBI Is Looking to Start a Multi-Billion Dollar Business
—	1 Vote	Former Trump Adviser Steve Bannon Sentenced to Life in Prison Without Parole
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—	1 Vote	A Guide to Pluto: Everything We've Learned From Watching My iPad's Slow Death via Hvper.com
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