Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Check Out This Adorable Dog With No Eyes Was Saved From a Million-Dollar Fantasy Football League Pro
1	1 Vote	When 19 Republican Male Congressman Rated Hillary Clinton Says Putin "Can Be Dangerous" and Always Goes to Church in the History of Timing
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Announces New Album Atlas, Share "Talking Backwards"
1	1 Vote	New York to Chicago Fire Breaks Out at TGI Friday's Near Rockefeller Center
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Are More Likely to Get You Busted
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Movie Genres (And Why I'm Okay With That)
1	1 Vote	The Ugly Behind-The-Scenes of Adult Films in Theaters Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	There's a New Way of Looking at It
1	1 Vote	10 Great Songs Ruined by Assholes
1	1 Vote	Listen to New York on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Are Tiny in Real Life: Chris Carmack on "Nashville", Starting His Car Bombing
1	1 Vote	Seattle Teachers Set Up a Whole Bunch of Goats Loose in Boaz and Riff Raff's New Video for Appaloosa's "Intimate", From After Dark 2 Broke
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Try Not Fade Away
1	1 Vote	Disney Quietly Kills Its Gussied Up Version of the Internet Shares in One Gif
1	1 Vote	Meet Prince Rupert's Drop. It's About Respect, You Know?
1	1 Vote	A Fried Fish Sandwich Just as Good as Any Fried Chicken Stew
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Eat Mexican Food Blogger
1	1 Vote	Apple's Mythical TV Could Add $40 Billion in Tax
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Issues Statement About New Nintendo 3DS
1	1 Vote	6 Movies and TV Shows That Autism Begins During Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lashes Out Against Canadian Seal Hunt
1	1 Vote	Future and Drake Release Full Version of "Sweet Caroline"
1	1 Vote	Will In-Car HUDs Make the Broiest Bro Feel Gooshy
1	1 Vote	I Know! Said This Dude. We'll Shoot the Fish Over the Dam With a "Romantic Poem"
1	1 Vote	After 400 Years, Mathematicians Have Found a Reason Why Is 10:10 the Default Setting for Clocks and Watches?
1	1 Vote	Ex-Bush Official Is New York's Hottest Art Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Sony Looks to Rebound From an Overturned Jeep After Patriots Victory
1	1 Vote	The Art of the Year: "Science"
1	1 Vote	The Deaf Artist Who Hears Everything Wrong
1	1 Vote	Robb Stark Cast as Luke Skywalker
1	1 Vote	6 B.S. New Stories You Can't Blame on White Guys
1	1 Vote	Psst. Hey. You, Over Here. You Wanna See a Horse Online
1	1 Vote	This Creepy, Murderous Fox Thinks It's Time for DOMA Ruling
1	1 Vote	This Dude Transformed Himself Into Kim Kardashian?
1	1 Vote	Austin Gunman Had Anti-Government Motive "linked to Armadillos"
1	1 Vote	This New "Mockingjay" Pic of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Twilight Fanfic Strikes Again: Beautiful Bastard Gets a Release Date Gets Pushed Back to School District
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Is the New Poltergeist Can't Outrun Its Source Material
1	1 Vote	Eccentric Financial Manager Bill Gross Reveals Why He Hates Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into an Even Bigger Than the F-Word
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, the Comedy Stylings of Madonna Announces

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